Jay and Silent Bob

I just watched jay and silent bob strike back. I forgot how awesome that movie was.

 

hey sweet i live in colorado to. amazzzing..aye. Is that the movie and theres someone they call boo boo kitty? ive never seen it.. but is she cool or skanky? jw cause my friend keeps talking bout her.

 

this is one of my fav. movies...it is so awesome...i memorized the whole script...it took me like 2 weeks of watching the movie and reading the script...i love kevin smith..he is my idol

i think ill watch it tonight ...i need to see it agian...i havent seen it in like a 3 weeks

 

i dont really understand this post..but to answer your question ...i guess ...she is cool...shes not skanky at all...she is really hott though

 

"Well what about fine piece of ass"
"I dont think so"
"Then what the fuck am I supposed to call you"
"Something sweet you big goof"
"...... Boo boo kitty fuck?"

 

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay, You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all fucking next

 

Fuck fuck fuck
Mother mother fuck
Mother mother fuck fuck
Mother fuck mother fuck
Noids noids noids
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noids noids noids
Smokin' weed
Smokin' wiz
Doin' coke
Drinkin' beers
Drinkin' beers beers beers
Rollin' fatties
Smokin' blunts
Who smokes the blunts?
We smoke the blunts
Rollin' blunts and smokin' blunts....
...Hey lemme get a nickle bag...
.....15 bucks little man
Put that shit in my hand
If that money doesn't show
Then you owe me owe me owe


All you mother fuckers are gonna pay, you are the ones who are ball lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiney bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those miramax fucks who is making the movie, we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made them eat. Then all you mother fucks are next.
Love, Jay and Silent Bob.

 

but that one guy in the scooby do thing...the shaggy guy
i couldent under satnd what the hell he was saying when he was talking
i had to read the script to find out

 

i love how in the movie, jay and bob had a relationship where jay could insult bob without him getting mad

insults jay says about bob when talking to other people​

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-"tubby here's my black man-servant!"​

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-"he loves the cock" ​

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-"fuck that fat fuck"​

 

and what about the hijackers rules? Do you practise them?

 

do u mean hitchhikers rules?
and yes i do!!!

 

right, thanks, sorry about my spelling, sometimes it's awful.
And you DO? LOL With all the sisters?? LOLOLOLOL Watch out of where you put your mouth or tongue hehehehehe

 

One of my classmates looks like Silent Bob!!!

Love, Peace and Happiness

 

watch the deleted scenes for scooby doo's "lip stick" effin hilarry-ass

 

so are any of you fans of smith's other films?


btw, this was one of the best.

 

yeah. smiths other films were good. i have chasing amy on video and dogma on dvd. had to download clerks and mallrats tho. fucking love dogma. ALANIS IS GOD!!!!!

 

Dogma was amazing. I heard that jay+silent bob strike back was the last Kevin smith movie to have j+sb. Is it true?

 

yeah, the last film in what kevin called the "view askewniverse."

now he makes stuff like jersey girl, which i've yet to see, unfortunately.

 

My, what a lovely tea party.

 

- Yo baby, yo baby, you ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?!

- Ladies and Gentlemen, please do not look Matt Damon and Ben Affleck directly in the eyes.

- Miramax Security Guard Gordon: Sorry to interrupt fellas, but we have a 10-07 on our hands.
Matt Damon: Ah Jesus, not again Ben.
Ben Affleck: Nah! That's bullshit because I wasn't with a hooker today! Ah ha!

- Matt Damon: Just take it from "It's a good course."
Ben Affleck: Oh, now you're the director.
Matt Damon: Hey shove it, Bounce-boy. Let's remember who talked who into doing this shit in the first place. Talking me into Dogma was one thing, but this...
Ben Affleck: Hey look, I'm sorry I dragged you away from whatever-gay-serial-killers-who-ride-horses-and-like-to-play-golf-touchy-feely-picture you're supposed to be doing this week.
Matt Damon: I take it you haven't seen Forces of Nature?
Ben Affleck: You're like a child. What've I been telling you? You gotta do the safe picture. Then you can do the art picture. But then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him.
[They both take a beat and look at the camera]
Ben Affleck: And sometimes, you have to go back to the well.
Matt Damon: And sometimes, you do Reindeer Games.
Ben Affleck: See, that's just mean.

Fucking Awesome hilarious film.