Teh Katie

Hi. Say something funny.

 

Sylvia Plath?!?!?! ...


I don't have anything funny to say. I'll just go decapitate myself in shame.

 

Are you really in Pheonix?

 

...and a sudden rush of multiple orgasms enters this thread.

Now where's our 3rd Musketeer who goes by the name of Derek?

WTF WTWTFWWTFGJGBHWWBJH!!

 

No. I'm in a place that begins with "New" and ends in "Jersey."

 

have you been not around? or is that just me?

 

New Jersey is kinda shitty.

But you have White Castle.

 

Ohhhhhhhh. New Jersey looks like the sort of place I might blend in. Not that there's anything wrong with that.


I'm sure Derek is ...

a.) Masturbating
b.) With his guitar
c.) With his family
d.) Masturbating

 

New Jersey just gets a bad rep solely because of Newark & Camden. Most people haven't seen the decent towns.

 

Derek is probably masturbating with his family while playing guitar.

 

Yeah, but... it's void of teh hillbillies.

ahahahhaSLKLS...

 

Hillybilly instincts are like semen... easy to swallow.


I can't stop making bad analogies. I am chronically deprived for amusment.

 

I love how answered the above question got

 

To whom was that directed toward?

 

And I can't stop noticing how "anal" is part of the word "analogies."

 

you

 

Tee hee!




LOLZ lolz lolz loz



AHahHAAHHAHAHAHA



*insert expression of laughter*

 

Hah... In that case, I come here sometimes, but for the sole purpose of stalking, rather than posting.

 

ohhh I thought there were times when I smelt you

 

YessH! I/\/d33d!1 1 lolz