theres a man that gones fishing every day down his local lake one day he notices that there a man fishing that he's never see before three days pass and the other man is there everyday the man goes up to the stranger and asks if he's just moved into the area the stranger replies "im on my honeymoon" "oh" says the man "then why aren't you shagging your wife" "shes got the clap" "what about oral" "shes got gingervitus" "ok then what about a bit of .... anal" "bowel cancer" "jesus christ man why did you marry her" "......... for the maggots"
