Best things to do when stoned

Yes!!!

 

1. watch the floor
2.make yer cig look like a choochootrain
3.eat
4.smoke some more
5.watch media player and listen to music

 

no one put video games on here?!?!? well thats one, watch my friend laugh cuz he looks really funny. talk drive around and go fast down big hills, walmart, windows media player, music, family guy(totally made for stoners) movies, sex, friends. although im always stoned so everything in my life is fun for me lol

 

i was gonna say "no one put videogames on here??#$?" but someone beat me to it.


1. Halo 2/Madden
2. South Park/Futurama/Anime
3. Music (basically all music is better high)
4. Drive around (on a nice day)
5. Drink Alcohol
6. have revelations
7. argue about sports/music/life/videogames/movies/tv
8. masterbate/sex (good night cap)

 

Oh, here's something that can be a bit full on while stoned if you're trying to get over an ex-girl: Listen to cheesey 80's love songs. I'm talking like Belinda Carliyle, Cyndi Lauper, Roxette, Bryan Adams... no shit don't do this unless you want to end up a puddly mess of nostalgia. Seemed like a good idea at the time.

 

One other thing to do.... Watch movies on photosynthesis seeing flowers grow with bumble bees buzzing around the flowers.......... Thats some wicked shit right there

 

Woah that DOES sound cool. Are you talking about all that fast forwarded footage of flowers growing in an instant? And the camera zoomed in so close that the bees look as big as birds? Cool. That is now on my TO DO WHILE RIPPED list.

 

yes!!! its awesome.

 

1. listen to some music...pink floyd, dylan, dmb...blah blah blah the list goes on and on
2. Watch a good movie or show (futurama, dazed and confused, up in smoke, X-play is pretty cool too if u've ever seen the show)
3. Go out (concert, college caf, movie theater)
4. Watch itunes visuals
5. Masturbating when appropriate
6. Reading and thinking are a blast as well

 

ok i have a friend liek that and that just gets straight up annoying after awhile... u just want to chill and this guy keeps fighting.. he started to try to choke me and he was trying to put me in headlock when i jsut wanted to watch tv.. when he started to really pissed me off i pulled out a knife and stabbed his ass

 

I hate people that can't fucken chill....

But anyways, bowling, pool, and tv, hot tub....
you haven't experienced a shower till you've tried it high....

try to do realy complicated shit, that your way too high to be attempting.

Something thats realy popular at my school is to play strange games with a regular CD as a frisbee.. It takes some practice, but you can make it do crazy flips and shit.. we throw them at eachother and try and catch um and stuff.

 

go swimming and listen underwater when you pop yer knuckles

 

i like to...

+take pictures
+dance
+drink a glass of red wine
+make a really creative dinner (works well in my house where there's lots of ingredients to make stuff but not a lot of things that go together)
+go swimming
+sun tan
+eat at a restaurant
+smoke more pot
+listen to massive attack
+eat chocolate
+take a shower

pretty much anything that doesn't require concentration really...

 

1.Get stoned with all the potheads.
2. Quietly leave the house.
3. Call the cops on the stoners from my cell phone.
4. Laugh hardily!

 

draw anime!!!

 

These are some good things guys. keep this shit up. I also was surprised at how long it took for video games to appear. Well here it goes. ( not in this order)


1. Play video games like grand theft auto sa and shooting games
2. Listen to some good metal like Slipknot and Lamb of God
3. Listen to System of a Down
4. Masturbate in moderation
5. Smoke cigs
6. Keep smokin weed
7. Reading
8. Drawing
9. Play with my dogs sometimes get them high
10. Go online
11. Drink alcoholic beverages hehe nothin like a good screwdriver
12. Shoot guns love my 9mm
13. watch deep movies
14. Watch drug movies
15. Smokin in a HUGE circle

 

watch fight club, merlin, make bracelets and hemp necklaces....... look at porn... read comic books, watch waking life, and make a pizza

 

whoa i got that movie waking life its like cartoony and realistic that shits crazy its like they painted over the people. and they have crazy conversations. i schould watch that high, i never thoguht about that before. thanks for the tip

 

taking walks at night like 12 am and walking thruogh the woods or down paths or somthing, its scary as hell, u feel like ur in a dream, its crazy

 

1. just BE outside. walking gets tedious. laying down on a hill or something is great though
2. get stoned at night around a campfire... look at trees.. play guitar or accordion around campfire
3. smoke some more
4. porn+wanking
5. MOTHER FUCKING JET SET RADIO FUTURE!!! whoever knows what im talking about KNOWS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!! woot.
6. draw or make music..

theres a whole bunch more...