Would you spend a night with Michael Jackson?

Okay so you're cute & innocent-looking; & Michael Jackson invites you back to 'Neverland'.
He wants you to spend the night with him in his bed.He's bought you lots of computer games & fancy things to take home with you.
C'mon.......think..........this COULD BE WORTH $10 million!!!.


...........Think of the money you could get when you sue him for sexual harrasment.

 

Hell yeah, I wouldn't do anything else for $10 BTW jsut to let you know

 

I'd go for free. I'm running out of whacky stories to tell.

 

You wouldn't get me anywhere near him for anything. I don't care what he didn't do, he's a freak. He'd scare me just by looking at me.

 

I would.. but not if he should give me some money... I find him interesting.. so.. yeah..

 

he wouldnt want any of us cause we arent ill little children whos parents think its 'ok' but if he did than yeah BUT i would carry a gun, knife, my own glass, just to be save. then i would make up loads of stories about him and if he didnt pay me loads of money i would tell the world mwhahahahaha

 

Now that he has stated that "He won't sleep with little boys anymore".
I figure this means he'll sleep with anyone who wants to be touched by him when sharing his bed with him & would like $10 million afterwards in out-of-court settlement.

 

Yes, then we could play dolls.. yay!

 

Lol!

.............But knowing Michael...............a perfectly harmless game of dolls can lead to:............................... THE BUBBLE BATH !!!!.

 

which may lead to fuckee-suckee...

 

I'd spend the night with him. I'm a perfectly healthy, 19 year old female, therefore I think I'm safe...

 

only if he

 

he makes my skin crawl, i think fair enough people want surgery thats up to them BUT really that much is a bit far maybe one nose job and a face lift - not loads of nose jobs and skin colour change, but still i would spend the night in his freaky house yeah and we could watch tv eat popcorn but if that hand comes near me i will chop it off and lock him in the cupboard

 

yup.. I'd do it.. if he tries anything I'd just flick my finger against his nose and that should be enough to keep him busy long enough for me to take the presents and leave

 

I'd totally do it...but I'd make sure I had my knife with me to chop off any apendages that might hang out at any part during the night...

 

i surpose you could steal his 'skin' or nose and ransom it for 10 millions pound then you could make some money, does he even have 10 million pound? i thought he was skintooooo

 

does he still have them animals..the girraffes and whatnot?

 

I think his 'Menagerie' has been shut down.Whatever happened to 'Bubbles' his pet chimp?.(He probably had too many illegal bubble baths with Bubbles.).

 

are there laws governing chimp baths?

 

no way in hell would i spend a night with that wierdo