keystone ice

its the champaigne of blech

 

i want some beer, but just have some vodka atm

 

Today, I saw a man with a mullet and NASCAR t-shirt buying a 12-pack of Keystone Ice when I was at the gas station. I was thinking he could have been their mascot.

 

how is that? elaborate on that lol

 

Because, he was the epitome of a rednecked swill drinker.

 

well put

 

so you judged a person by how they looked, but not the content of there character. being you couldnt have known his character cuz you didnt know him personaly? Maybe the dude was just letting loose for a day from work

 

everytime i see one of those guys and he says something its usually along the lines of "holy shit jeb, i just fucked a 3 foot long possom...swear i did"

 

the "stones"
it gets ya drunk

 

Wait a second, I thought that was Miller High Life..?

 

Chill out. I was just being sarcastic.

 

Haha what the hell? You some kind of hippy?

 

nope hes DSK

 

damn straight mate

 

We always have Keystone Light in the fridge.

Always. Its my moms. and its nasty as hell. I just use it as the fallback beer

 

people actually drink that shit??

ohh I drink pabst and busch sometimes, so what can I say

 

I'd take a Keystone over a Busch.. Keystone just seems slightly easier to chug.

 

busch & st louis cardinals go hand in hand.

 

never admit that. it deflates you.