Only in America....

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by dhs, Jun 25, 2004.

  1. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
    back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can
    buy cigarettes at the front.

    Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries,
    and a diet coke.

    Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
    pens to the counters.

    Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
    driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

    Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
    packages of eight.

    Only in America.....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
    process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
    'bloodsucking creatures'.

    Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
    lettering.
     
  2. NODRAMAMAMA

    NODRAMAMAMA Member

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    America, gotta love it!!!
     
  3. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    oh i can read braille...i can close my eyse to go to the atm too ...i can also do sign language...
     
  4. schatzi

    schatzi Member

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    yes, it's very sad :(
     
  5. wiufcaoltp

    wiufcaoltp Welcome To The Interzone

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    Neither of these are true, and this is from someone who has been living abroad for well over a year.:rolleyes:
     
  6. Personface

    Personface Tennessee Jed

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    I have heard all those before, but they are still funny! Thanks!
     
  7. alex714

    alex714 To the Left

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    not true

    we've got all of the above in canada too:rolleyes:
     
  8. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    Only in American are there 10 CVS drugstores and counting every square mile, yet 1/3 of the people don't have health insurance.:rolleyes:
     
  9. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Only in America do we have people who generalize America based on idiotic stereotypes.

    Actually, that goes on everywhere. But I tried. :p
     
  10. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    I haste. Is that close enough?
     
  11. meishka

    meishka Grease Munky

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    our hot dogs come in 12. some we need to buy two packs of hotdogs and three packs of buns to gt even.
     
  12. Cirrhosis

    Cirrhosis Banned

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    We've all gotten this stupid forward in our e-mail in-box before. Please feel free to not waste our time from now on.
     
  13. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    You seem to waste time freely enough on your own
     
  14. Cirrhosis

    Cirrhosis Banned

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    Excessive masturbation is not a waste of time, only a waste of sperm. But thank you for playing.
     
  15. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    Often times our habits are the bi-products of our creators, so in this instance, I feel sorry for you.
     
  16. Cirrhosis

    Cirrhosis Banned

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    Don't pity me. I donate.
     
  17. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    hope the whole place dissapears in the biggest smelliest sinkhole thats ever happened !
     
  18. PhoenixNFB

    PhoenixNFB Member

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    why do they put braille on ATMs at all, even if you can read it, how do you know what to push? read the screen with what? osmosis?
     

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