my uncle has been livin with this chick for like years now they're engaged and shes having a baby, well i have herd from my grandmother that my uncle is parniod from all the weed he smoked in his younger years but i never realized just how paranoid he really was untill i heard this.... my uncle was sleeping on the couch in the living room one night, keep in mind the couch is in a room right next to the room his g/f was sleeping in, well he heard the door shut in his dream and he woke up, he looked in his g/f's room and saw that she was wide awake with the ramote in her hands flipping thru the channles, he litterally thought that a guy walked in the front door went to her room and was hiding under the bed, when he oculdn't find the other man in the room and thought the man had acctualy just walked out of th ehouse and ran away, a half hour later he saw a car drive by and he flipped out and atonmatically thought it was the man that his g/f was supposubly sleeping with!!
your uncle has issues. therapy. drag him there. even if he wants to go, drag him. just for the look of a crazy person.
he thought someone was trying to break into the house, or someone was on the roof so he goes out on the roof with a gun and a cell phone and he calls the cops and tells them that there is someone with a gun on his roof haha ^
