The last time I showered was when Moses split the Red Sea and when he got bored and left it splashed back together, right on my head.
A, I think.. although during this reclusive period of the summer, I lose days pretty swiftly.. I think before I showered the last time it had been over a week.
A, I have to wash my hair everyother day or so. Otherwise my head itches. If it wasn't for that reason I could probably go a week.
Showers are overrated. I only shower after everytime I see 5 Japanese people and an anaconda in the same place... it makes me feel dirty.