Shoplifting..

Why shop around for the best price when you can get a five finger discount whenever you want? Share your tales of thievery and shoplifting tips here.

 

Build up a 'relationship' with the shop owner (this only works in 'local' shops) laugh at the sad jokes they tell, say 'hi' 'have a nice day'. This should go on for a while, then start asking for a bit of credit upto £5 (this should not bother them) 'i will pay you tomorrow mate'. Pay the fellow (build trust). Then one sunny day after you have gained credit payed the 'debt' and this shop keeper thinks the sun literaly comes from your backside ..up the stakes to £20 enough for a pleasant Friday night bit of food cigarretes booze etc (i actualy managed £40) ..THEN NEVER RETURN EVER AGAIN. This is 'high class theft'.

 

they cant prove that you have stolen foods or beverages if you have already eaten/drunk them....

 

That somehow seems worse.

 

That is worse, it is not completly true though.. i did do such things, but i moved home..so i could not pay him. I am going back at the end of the month (when i get payed) . Don't worry patrick i do have a few morales left.

 

i don't steal from shops...

if you steal then the end result is they have to raise there prices coz they have to make up the lost produce that they never got paid for...

 

when i was 11-12 years old, i used to steal from K-Mart. just simple things like baseball and basketball cards. i learned that we could sneak out the automotive place they had because they didn't have anything that would detect stolen goods there. so i'd just walk out with a box of cards. paying attention to the store's layout is key.

 

I've never stolen anything.

 

I've never shoplifted. I know, I'm lame. I just can't see the risk in ripping something off from a store and possibly being arrested. There is nothing I want THAT much.

 

when I was a kid I once took a 400 dollar graphix card from BestBuy... got away with it easily.. still have that baby... still a pretty good graphics card... but yea I dont shoplift anymore, its too risky... talk about adrenaline though... shoplifting can become as addicting as anything.
and surprisingly i went back to bestbuy and everything is the same price. Best buy makes way too much money that'd it have to raise its prices because of a few thefts.

Tips? Always take things out of the box if their in a box... Dont steal from small businesses. Winter is always the best time, because than you can go in wearing a winter coat... makes it easy to conceal things... Bring a pair of scissors along for those damn security wires... Be aware of your surroundings and the cameras... be sure you find a perfect blindspot... take no risks... if some 'customer' is following you, they probably work for the store... and they are just pretending to be customers and are actually out looking for shoplifters.. Never shoplift from shopko, their security is just too tight... if someone is persuing you, and you run away from the store, more than 25 feet... usually they cannot persue you any more... if yer gonna shoplift, do it when you are under the age of 18... make sure you take off all security things... Those cd cases in which are "protected" and you have to bring up to the counter to have taken the security off... you can get rid of that yourself by bringing a magnet along.. (dont know from experience, i never stolen a cd)
and the final tip is.. dont steal.. coz eventually ull get caught... and than you'll get fucked.

 

nuh-uh..they have ten percent covered in insurance because of shoplifters...

 

Haha, don't grow up....ur repetitiveness is just so amusing...

 

u wont need that much for a bit of rope....

 

comon what.....

 

i hate barnie also...So NO.

 

aarhh Colenzo you did it again... this is getting dull..

 

Ha ha....yeah well wait let me go trade my brain in for blonde hair


"why sure colenzo ...hehehe...as long as ur nice"

 

LOL potato is a good hiding place

 

hahahahahha stop that