what does the poster above you really want?

a back scratcher..

 

two fingers of kind shake

 

club sandwich

 

a holiday with her sister..

 

a weekend at bernies

 

to be a real boy

 

to drive a monster truck in Vatican City

 

to have a beautiful time

 

to roll me a hooter!

 

a rusty trombone!

 

to be able to wash towels for a living..

 

Will you hand wash me, with extra fabric softener?

 

a pair of NVG goggles

 

She's not a girl who misses much
Do do do do do do- oh yea!
She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand
Like a lizard on a window pane

The man in the crowd with the multicoloured mirrors
On his hobnail boots
Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy
Working overtime
A soap impression of his wife which he ate
And donated to the National Trust

I need a fix 'cause I'm going down
Down to the bits that I left uptown
I need a fix cause I'm going down
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun

Happiness is a warm gun
Happiness is a warm gun, momma
When I hold you in my arms
And I feel my finger on your trigger
I know nobody can do me no harm
Because happiness is a warm gun, momma
Happiness is a warm gun
-Yes it is.
Happiness is a warm, yes it is...
Gun!
Well don't ya know that happiness is a warm gun, momma?

 

a mustache

 

a mustache

 

sex

 

a learn to play banjo in 30 minutes dvd

 

a letter from the queen..

 

a pair of Santa Claus patterned underpants