Boobs or Balls?

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by Green, Jul 7, 2005.

  1. all_rhodesian_reject

    all_rhodesian_reject Sonskyn Elvis

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    oh yeah! :D :D













    :(
     
  2. blindhobosam

    blindhobosam The Legend

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    I wonder if a testicle could go up into your body [​IMG] I remember a story about that happening to someone's dad.. then again it was when i was about 7 or something..
     
  3. all_rhodesian_reject

    all_rhodesian_reject Sonskyn Elvis

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    My friends friends testicle popped :eek:



    Apparently...
     
  4. blindhobosam

    blindhobosam The Legend

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    :D haha.
     
  5. below utopia

    below utopia Baby did a bad thing

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    my left boob is bigger than my right
     
  6. Micha

    Micha Now available in Verdana!

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    mine too...just a wee bit..
    are you left handed?

    edit..
    no wait

    my right is a bit bigger than my left.
    are you right handed
     
  7. _chris_

    _chris_ Marxist

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    As much as i dont like the guy this happened to, you cannot wish this apon him. The stroy goes that he was hung off a tree by his boxers, and sheer pressure this put on his "meat 'n' two veg" caused one off his balls to pop. It sounds soooo fucking painful.


    :eek:
     
  8. blindhobosam

    blindhobosam The Legend

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    every guy that wishes he has boobs instead of balls would instantly un-wish it when it happened because it's the balls that make them want the boobs. unless in the case of people wanting sex changes and so on but they want boobs for different reasons to the pervy guys.
     
  9. Micha

    Micha Now available in Verdana!

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    I know of some guy who almost got his balls chopped off..
    I think it was on barbed wire or something like that...

    But he came to school wearing windpants, instead of khakis, and walking really oddly..
    :rolleyes: I felt bad for him, but it was pretty funny..
     
  10. RainbowCat

    RainbowCat Senior Member

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    boobs are awesome! i love mine...
     
  11. all_rhodesian_reject

    all_rhodesian_reject Sonskyn Elvis

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    My friend has been talking about that for monthes :D Except she can't figure out which one is bigger....despite my offers of manual assistance :rolleyes:
     
  12. all_rhodesian_reject

    all_rhodesian_reject Sonskyn Elvis

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    holy fucking hell :( [​IMG]
     
  13. Micha

    Micha Now available in Verdana!

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    how thoughtful of you
     
  14. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    a few stories of testicles meeting hockey pucks...

    when i was in grade 8, my math teacher shared with us this one...his gfriend was playing hockey [stupidly without a cup (which do very little in curbing pain, they stop acctual impact)]...he slid down to block a slap shot, and got it right in the testicles, he now has one...

    aaaannnddd...my younger sister was playing hockey [she playes boys hockey] and she tok a wrist shot from the blue line, and pegged some kid right in the testicles...needless to say, this kid dropped, and started sprawling on the ice...my older sister who was an official for that game went to get the coach...as my older sister tells me, the coach gave the kid a piece of advice..."its ok to cry"...which it is...
     
  15. spooner

    spooner is done.

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    Reminds me of a guy I knew from my youth. The infamous Simon 'one-nut' Westin.
     
  16. Mr Mojo Risin'

    Mr Mojo Risin' How are you 'now'?

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  17. **Haze**

    **Haze** Member

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    Yep:H
     
  18. Queen of the Pomes

    Queen of the Pomes Ed's With Me Here

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    ahahha.... i prefer pomes. :D
     
  19. .....no comment..... I voted that should be enough
     
  20. vynylwash

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    in 5th grade, I got hit in the crotch with a metal lunchbox.. that was one of the worst pains I've ever felt in my life.
     
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