Lets all together tell a story

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The gopher looked puzzled.He had never known of a squirrel reading a book before much less write one.What an amazing squirrel this must be."And all this without a tail"he said out loud.

"What do you mean"no tail""inquired the squirrel.
"I mean what a realy special squirrel you must be to have written a great novel without the use of your tail and then you're going to donate All the money to the kids."
"Wel.ll... not al.ll...the money I was going to keep a little bittt...What do you mean I don't have a tail!!??"The squirrel looked behind himself to his astonishment it was true,he didn't have a tail at all.In dispair he threw his book into the bush,set the bush on fire and ran off into the woods where he got stepped on and squashed by a penguin walking alongside a young girl.
"What was that?Sally asked.
"Nothing"Replied the penguin.He had little time to speak,he was busy playing his flute.

 

and since he was preocupied with the flute the other ninja penguins moved in inching closer and closer until.....

 

they started to dance to the flute to because they liked the music and then because they were on top of the trees and becuse they could not fly they fell off and were killed.

 

Now if you know anything about tree ninjas there's only one thing worse than a live tree ninja and thays a dead tree ninja.Oh yeah they come back,they come back as yuppie ninjas carrying briefcases full of important papers and other yuppie stuff.One even looked like Jerry Rubin.He started charging at the penguin with handfulls of junk bonds and Enron stock.

 

And that penguin, he decided he wanted to be free, so he did some experimenting....

 

and accidently became Arnold Shawartsanagger(sp) and running around trying to get the yuppie penguins to vote for him

 

But none of the penguins liked him and kicked him out of their state! So arnold was sad and decided to find how to become a penguin again. so he mixed some things together and drank it and turned into...........

 

Jesse Jackson's mother.

 

And lost her virginity immeadietly to...

 

Marilyn Manson

 

than a bloke walked in on them and .......

 

he joined in on the action! Then.....

 

in walked a dinosaur who .....

 

jumped on Marilyn Manson and ate him, and then there were three : The jessie jackson's mother, the dinosar, and the bloke. They.........

 

Exactly where are we in this story, I got tired of reading after page 15, Marilyn Manson? Very bad musical artist, I think.

 

i have no idea where we r with this now, i havent achally read it at all i just thought i would put random things down and hey it worked lol

 

Travled to California to start up a hotel but found California didnt need any more hotels. Even though they failed their mission they met some one there who would change their lives. He was a director who won many awards from his amazing movies. He wanted to use their dinosaur in one of his upcoming movies 'World or Beasts'. He payed them 400,000 bucks to buy the dinosaur wich they used to move down to Costa Rica and start a hotel.

 

oh yeah and they smashed the H in the HOLLY WOOD sign on their way for fun and good luck