Malcolm's Stupid Ass survey

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by JungleFungus, Jul 4, 2005.

  1. JungleFungus

    JungleFungus Member

    Messages:
    284
    Likes Received:
    0
    Alright... I'll be a bit of a conformist and follow along with these things... just because they're fun...

    1. How long ago did you last cut your hair?

    2. Ever played music alone in the woods?

    3. Are you a Quaker or do you have "Quaker connections?"

    4. Your opinion on global rescource consumption:

    5. Ever gotten callouses on your feet from walking around barefoot?

    6. Ever played music for 4 hours or more straight?

    7. Your opinion on modern popular music (or stereophonic pornography):

    8. Ever played wiffle ball? If you ain't you should! It's loads of fun man!

    9. Ever watched C SPAN for more then 5 minutes at a time?

    10. Ever studied Latin?

    There. There was no theme or sequence in that survey whatsoever.
     
  2. Micha

    Micha Now available in Verdana!

    Messages:
    17,076
    Likes Received:
    11
    I'm going to answer this all in Rilo Kiley lyrics...
     
  3. JungleFungus

    JungleFungus Member

    Messages:
    284
    Likes Received:
    0
  4. Edward G.

    Edward G. Edwardson

    Messages:
    7,916
    Likes Received:
    0
    1. How long ago did you last cut your hair?

    um....several months

    2. Ever played music alone in the woods?

    no

    3. Are you a Quaker or do you have "Quaker connections?"

    i don't like oatmeal

    4. Your opinion on global rescource consumption:

    global whats?

    5. Ever gotten callouses on your feet from walking around barefoot?

    pfft. boy. :rolleyes: aint nothing be goin through my callouses. :H

    6. Ever played music for 4 hours or more straight?

    no?!

    7. Your opinion on modern popular music (or stereophonic pornography):

    a new stereophonic sound spectacular?!

    8. Ever played wiffle ball? If you ain't you should! It's loads of fun man!

    when i was little i was forced to

    9. Ever watched C SPAN for more then 5 minutes at a time?

    nope

    10. Ever studied Latin?

    nope
     
  5. fruit bat

    fruit bat All dumplings are real.

    Messages:
    4,541
    Likes Received:
    1
    I like your goat. He looks firm.
     
  6. JungleFungus

    JungleFungus Member

    Messages:
    284
    Likes Received:
    0
    The goat is to remind us all that we are but silly fools in the face of livestock.
     
  7. Micha

    Micha Now available in Verdana!

    Messages:
    17,076
    Likes Received:
    11
    1. How long ago did you last cut your hair?
    You say I choose sadness, that it never once has chosen me..
    Maybe you're right...

    2. Ever played music alone in the woods?
    In my dreams....
    I see you at the foot of some mountains.
    and we're taking some pictures or something
    and we'd better hurry up
    ...


    3. Are you a Quaker or do you have "Quaker connections?"
    but all of the oceans & rivers & showers will wash it all away
    and make me clean
    for you

    4. Your opinion on global rescource consumption:
    and would you fuck me? Cos I'd fuck me.. :eek:


    5. Ever gotten callouses on your feet from walking around barefoot?
    I do this thing where I think I'm real sick, but I won't go to the doctor to find out about it..
    Cos they make you stay real still in a real small space...as they chart up your insides and put them on display..

    and they'd see all of it
    all of me
    all of it
    all of the good that won't come out of me.


    6. Ever played music for 4 hours or more straight?
    AND SOMETIMES WHEN YOU'RE ON...YOU'RE REEALLY FUCKING ON
    and your friends they sing alone and they love you..

    7. Your opinion on modern popular music (or stereophonic pornography):
    The moonlight won't hide
    these cryin' eyes..

    8. Ever played wiffle ball? If you ain't you should! It's loads of fun man!
    We could be daytime drunks if we wanted. We'd never get anything done that way, baby.. And we'd still be ruled
    by our dueling
    perspectives.
    And I'm not... my perspective
    Or the lies I'll tell you...

    every time..

    9. Ever watched C SPAN for more then 5 minutes at a time
    I think I'll go out and embarrass myself my getting drunk and falling down in the street.

    10. Ever studied Latin?
    Sometimes planes they smash up in the sky...
    And sometimes lonely hearts they just get lonlier..
     
  8. Micha

    Micha Now available in Verdana!

    Messages:
    17,076
    Likes Received:
    11
    Notice how..most of them don't make sense...:eek:
    Or don't notice..
     
  9. JungleFungus

    JungleFungus Member

    Messages:
    284
    Likes Received:
    0
    I do notice. However, the survey did not make much sense either.
     
  10. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

    Messages:
    11,608
    Likes Received:
    0
    1. How long ago did you last cut your hair?

    a month roughly

    2. Ever played music alone in the woods?

    nope, ive sang along in the woods hough

    3. Are you a Quaker or do you have "Quaker connections?"

    i wish...the Society of Friends is so cool

    4. Your opinion on global rescource consumption:

    nothing is renewable

    5. Ever gotten callouses on your feet from walking around barefoot?

    no

    6. Ever played music for 4 hours or more straight?

    probobly

    7. Your opinion on modern popular music (or stereophonic pornography):

    there is some great stuff out there

    8. Ever played wiffle ball? If you ain't you should! It's loads of fun man!

    all the time

    9. Ever watched C SPAN for more then 5 minutes at a time?

    C-Pac [the canada one] and yes

    10. Ever studied Latin?

    no, but i want to
     
  11. Micha

    Micha Now available in Verdana!

    Messages:
    17,076
    Likes Received:
    11
    But a lot of them did make sense..
     
  12. Edward G.

    Edward G. Edwardson

    Messages:
    7,916
    Likes Received:
    0
  13. fruit bat

    fruit bat All dumplings are real.

    Messages:
    4,541
    Likes Received:
    1
    Alright... I'll be a bit of a conformist and follow along with these things... just because they're fun...

    1. How long ago did you last cut your hair?
    February.. Before that, it was August/03

    2. Ever played music alone in the woods?
    All the time :D

    3. Are you a Quaker or do you have "Quaker connections?"
    No, but I have Pennsylvania-Dutch heritage... hahahah

    4. Your opinion on global rescource consumption:
    Teh sux, mang. Teh sux.

    5. Ever gotten callouses on your feet from walking around barefoot?
    You know it. :H

    6. Ever played music for 4 hours or more straight?
    Probably close to it on guitar.

    7. Your opinion on modern popular music (or stereophonic pornography):
    It's fucking shit(if you mean rap/hip hop, new country and all that garbage.)

    8. Ever played wiffle ball? If you ain't you should! It's loads of fun man!
    Wiffle?! Even the name sounds fun! :D

    9. Ever watched C SPAN for more then 5 minutes at a time?
    I don't know what that is. :(

    10. Ever studied Latin?
    No, but I desperately want to. I'm good at languages.

    There. There was no theme or sequence in that survey whatsoever.
    That's how all surveys should be. Except Ed's Ramen survey. That was extraordinary.
     
  14. 1. How long ago did you last cut your hair?
    I don't know.....half an inch ago...
    2. Ever played music alone in the woods?
    yeah
    3. Are you a Quaker or do you have "Quaker connections?"
    I don't think so, but it's possible
    4. Your opinion on global rescource consumption:
    people spend what they don't have and don't spend what they do..... stupid
    5. Ever gotten callouses on your feet from walking around barefoot?
    have em' now
    6. Ever played music for 4 hours or more straight?
    yes
    7. Your opinion on modern popular music (or stereophonic pornography):
    how popular?
    8. Ever played wiffle ball? If you ain't you should! It's loads of fun man!
    I've played w\ a wiffle ball
    9. Ever watched C SPAN for more then 5 minutes at a time?
    yes
    10. Ever studied Latin?
    yes
     
  15. Green

    Green Iconoclastic

    Messages:
    4,568
    Likes Received:
    10
    1. How long ago did you last cut your hair? Awhile

    2. Ever played music alone in the woods? No

    3. Are you a Quaker or do you have "Quaker connections?" No, unless you mean oatmeal.

    4. Your opinion on global rescource consumption: don't blow it.

    5. Ever gotten callouses on your feet from walking around barefoot?
    yes

    6. Ever played music for 4 hours or more straight?
    yes

    7. Your opinion on modern popular music (or stereophonic pornography):
    fuck it

    8. Ever played wiffle ball? If you ain't you should! It's loads of fun man!
    this isn't a question

    9. Ever watched C SPAN for more then 5 minutes at a time?
    whats that?

    10. Ever studied Latin? Yes, for a couple years.
     
  16. gulfwinds

    gulfwinds girasoles para los amigos

    Messages:
    3,861
    Likes Received:
    0
    1. How long ago did you last cut your hair?

    i think it was march...before that it was really long

    2. Ever played music alone in the woods?

    uhmmm i don't think i was ever alone in woods...but i must have sang with a group of people

    3. Are you a Quaker or do you have "Quaker connections?"

    nope...but i have an uncle who created a drawing programme [​IMG]

    4. Your opinion on global rescource consumption:

    well i try not to buy any products from big global companies and i do think bush is the devil and i do go to protests when there are any but more than that, i can't do...

    5. Ever gotten callouses on your feet from walking around barefoot?

    as a matter of fact i haven't...i get them from shoes...barefoot comes as a natural

    6. Ever played music for 4 hours or more straight?

    probably not

    7. Your opinion on modern popular music (or stereophonic pornography):

    haha well if there wasn't a Justin Timberlake for dumb young girls to droole over i'd probably get more competition over Robert Plant and i don't need competition :)...

    8. Ever played wiffle ball? If you ain't you should! It's loads of fun man!

    of course i have [​IMG]
    9. Ever watched C SPAN for more then 5 minutes at a time?

    i'm not sure

    10. Ever studied Latin?

    "In nova fert animus mutatas dicere formas
    Di, coeptis(nam vos mutastis et illas) Adspirate meis
    primarique ab origine mundi
    Ad mea persetuum deducite tempora carmen"

    ----I ate Latin
     
  17. all_rhodesian_reject

    all_rhodesian_reject Sonskyn Elvis

    Messages:
    11,334
    Likes Received:
    0
    1. How long ago did you last cut your hair?


    march 5th when my ex headmaster (may his soul burn eternally) made me lose a coupla inches

    2. Ever played music alone in the woods?

    no

    3. Are you a Quaker or do you have "Quaker connections?"

    no

    4. Your opinion on global rescource consumption:

    its out of control...or something

    5. Ever gotten callouses on your feet from walking around barefoot?

    yes

    6. Ever played music for 4 hours or more straight?

    no

    7. Your opinion on modern popular music (or stereophonic pornography):

    mostly shit

    8. Ever played wiffle ball? If you ain't you should! It's loads of fun man!

    no, but i want to!

    9. Ever watched C SPAN for more then 5 minutes at a time?

    never

    10. Ever studied Latin?

    nope
     
  18. JungleFungus

    JungleFungus Member

    Messages:
    284
    Likes Received:
    0
    In response to Green

    8. Ever played wiffle ball? If you ain't you should! It's loads of fun man!

    I believe that this is a question. The "Ever played wiffle ball" is followed by a question mark. The rest is just me encouraging you.
     
  19. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

    Messages:
    11,144
    Likes Received:
    0
    1. How long ago did you last cut your hair?
    Uh... I haven't really cut it since I shaved it all off.

    2. Ever played music alone in the woods?
    No.

    3. Are you a Quaker or do you have "Quaker connections?"
    That's confidential.

    4. Your opinion on global rescource consumption:
    Enviornmental hysteria is out of control. While nations and their citizens do need to cut back on usage of resources, cuts need to be made wisely, and gradually over time. "Global resource consumption" is a pretty big category... :D Nobody can really have one solid opinion that pertains to every issue under that category. But uh... okay.

    5. Ever gotten callouses on your feet from walking around barefoot?
    Yep.

    But I've gotten more callouses from wearing painful/high-heeled shoes.

    6. Ever played music for 4 hours or more straight?
    Yes.

    7. Your opinion on modern popular music (or stereophonic pornography):
    I miss Hootie & the Blowfish. :D

    8. Ever played wiffle ball? If you ain't you should! It's loads of fun man!
    No. And... I'll keep that in mind?

    9. Ever watched C SPAN for more then 5 minutes at a time?
    Fuck you. :D I love C SPAN. I've watched it for hours. I've watched British political debates that do not pertain to me or my country on C SPAN, just for the fucking entertainment. :D

    10. Ever studied Latin?
    Yes. I'm taking Latin in the fall.

    There. There was no theme or sequence in that survey whatsoever.
    M'Kay.
     
  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice