yo quiero taco bell

today me and my friend smoked a bowl ,went swimming and then went to taco bell. we were so hungry, cuz swimming burns alot of calroies, and then we had munchies up the ass so we were double hungry!! so like , we wanted 2 smoke another bowl BEFORE we actualy went in to taco bell..but we had no water for the bong! so we went 2 this resturant and just asked for ice water and the guy said 'ugh....50 cents' and we were like 'wut the.....' and were like 'uh we dont have 50 cents' and hes just like whatever and then jus walked away from us all rude! (god, cant people give up fucking free water anymore??)
and so we just went to taco bell, and asked for ice water and they gave it 2 us for free, then went bak out to the car in the parking lot , filled the bong and smoked. then we came back into taco bell all stupid and like slow and laughy and ordered those new crunchwrap supremes, with no meat , just beans instead.(because my friend is vegitiarin, and i was too lazy to order so I just said "ill have the same thing!") and then after we were done eating, we were talking about how good burrito supremes are...especaily if u take out the meat, add guamocle and rice inside. and my friend was descrbibing the food so good i got hungry again and for some reason when she was talking bout it i was just imaginging this FAT ol burttio, so i said 'yea lets buy one and we'll share it!' and im not too sure ,but what i heard out of her, she said to me, "we're gonna share it?" and i thought she met she DIDNT want to share it and she wanted to get our OWN...so i was like "uh.....i guess not..i guess we could get our own...." (even tho i didnt really want to!) so we went to go order and it took us like 10 mins to order that. then she told me "oh my god, you know what I jus realized?! we basicsaly just ordered the same thing again..because the crunchwrap supreme and the burrito supreme is like all the same ingredients..." and i'm like "oh yeah! but they are just in different shape....like a burrito is in a ....tubular shape, and that crunchwrap thing is in a...circular shape!"
I thought that was pretty cool at the time! Then we sat down eating our food, spraying hot sauce all over it and making a mess. And not to metion, the whole whatever time we were there for, we had this 'ongoing same tone laugh' thru-out the whole time. The low tone stoner laugh there. Then she wanted to go cash her check so she could go to Target and buy like gumballs for her fucking gumball machine haha. but it was already like 7:30...and all banks are closed in my lame small town. So we went to this cash checking place, but since it was a personal check, the dude couldnt cash it. He was like "the last bank that was open, closed at 7:00" and I was like "aw, if we didnt order that extra burrito supreme, we could of made it! haha! I only wanted to share you know..."
and she's like "what?! I only wanted to share! you made me get my OWN! Remeber i asked you if you wanted to share it and you said we should get our own!"
But its weird because I thought SHE wanted to get her own so i just caved in and said i'd get my own too...and at the same time, she was doing the same thing as me! Because even though she wanted to share, she thought *I* wanted my own, so she just caved in and got her own. We were like "Whoaaa! We connected to eachother on some different level...because we were saying the same thing to eachother, yet we didn't know..."
And it was weird also, because in Taco Bell, she kept talking about this lil boy behind me. She was telling me "haha, look at the way he chews!" but the whole time I thought she said "He's looookin' at chuu!" and it got me all paranoid because I thought he reaally WAS looking at ME!

Ok, this is the longest assest story, its pretty lame too. I bet nobody will read it all but I just thought i'd share and it's fun writing...(don't you know im practicing because im gonna be a writer of some sort one of these days? and shut up bout my writing and grammer..i know its bad!)

 

Thats a great story, sounds like fun, you should to it again except this time go to Wendy's

 

water isn't going to be "free" for long. get ready.

 

your story is to long....i didn't read the whole thing...taco bell is cool though

 

I liked your story and read it all.
Btw, to me, the BEST place to munch when yur high is a Chinese fast-food place or restaurant, because you get so many different things.

 

Goddamit, you just reminded me why I hate women so much.

 

lmfao, it happens to me every time i get high when im in the car. we go through the drive thought 6 times in like 30 mins. lmfao, and we get sooooooooo much food. i love the low stoner laugh, lmfao, i could just picture two chicks stoned as fuck with this low even laugh eating buritos. but ya i know the laugh well

 

I love Taco Bell. But I dont eat animals so theres not much for me to eat there.

 

haha that a good story. thats what being high is all about. just chilling and doing stupid shit.

 

hahahahaahahaahahha that stories great and i only read it cuz im high...and its funny...but where does yo quiero taco bell come into play in that??...just curious...i thought you guys were gunna tell a story about how you ran over the taco bell dog...have you guys ever thought you sounded like you were talkin like cheech or chong in your mind? cuz im talking in my mind like cheech...hahahahaha...sorry....pretttty high...so dont make fun!!


peace and love everyone!!!

 

taco bell is the shit! favorite restaurant.

 

Was your grammar teacher a stoner also?

 

taco bell is the shit, chicken quesadillas are soooooooooo good.

 

I bet you guys that if I posted the same thing as dejavoo then you all would rag on me and be like,"dude, your such a homo".

 

hehhe i love wen people nag on my grammer hahaha, it makes me even MORE careless bout how i write...

but hell, i Write GOOD enough. its not like im writing like:

hay doods ya i am lik so fukin stondded and da weed is veri good 2 me n me wuv bongz n shit n yu no wut elze iz coo? uh atcualy i cant tink rite now


LOL :H

 

Thank jeebus you aren't typing like that...

 

Oh yeah...I completely forgot that there was a story at the start of the thread...Sounds fun, getting baked and going to fast food places is awesome, unless it's really bright, that blows...

 

heh i love taco bell!

 

i love getting stoned and eating a bunch... lol

go to a chinese buffet, its the BEST to eat at when you are stoned!

 

For some reason i read all of that..lol good story.