[size=-1]1. I have a toyboy, and during our very energetic sex sessions he bursts into impressions of Austin Powers "Yeah baby yeah". Just as well I love him, don't you think?? 2. So, do you like screwing a player? 3. "I’m deep inside you now. Baby!" No, really? duh! 4. "Sex with you is really great...but it's better with someone you love." 5. "Sorry, I don't kiss on the first date.” 6. One time I was having sex with this girl [about 16 years ago], and I said "is it in yet?" right at first, of course...it pretty much set the tone for the rest of the whole crummy act. 7. So I'm having sex with a guy I've known for like two years and never slept with and right as I'm about to come he says "God, I always knew you were easy." 8. When I was on top of this guy I was madly in love with, second time we had sex , he says "give me your cock" I almost fainted......never saw him again 9. I was having sex with my boyfriend for the first time... missionary style nothing special... just before he gets off he says, "stick your fingers up my ass baby it helps me cum." I quickly got out from under him and replied if you’re into things up your ass i'm outta here.... Four months later I was at a gay club with my brother (who of course is gay) and I saw him grinding on the dance floor with another guy........ you think that’s bad.... I told my brother the story, and pointed out the guy... he had had a one night stand with my brother three years before that! 10. I was having sex with a local stud and while he had just started licking down under he complained that his ex-girlfriend would usually come within a few seconds. Oh yeah, that really makes me feel like it! [/size]
