Chat up lines

Come on, I want to hear them! Give me your chat up lines, corny, original, whatever!

 

Hmmmmmmmm so no one wants to chat me up then? Ok so how do you get a girl/boy into bed for the first (only?) time?

 

hey, do you like pokemon?

 

oh, i was just curious because you sure get my squirtle growing with just a pikachu.

 

squirtle??

 

That dress is very becoming on you, if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

 

Heh, cute..

 

Are you a spanner?












...because every time i see you, my nuts tighten...

 

I thought that was some kind of insult then!

 

I heard tons of these but have since forgotten them. "That dress would look great on my bedroom floor" "How do you like your eggs in the morning"

"Grab your coat, you've pulled" actually worked once.

Then there are the cheesy ones. Ask around Asians for those. (In America we call Chinese, Vietnamese etc. Asians, not Pakistanis and Indians)

 

hey, can I have your opinion on [whatever]

or something like

hey, I'm lost, I'm looking for [blabla] do you know the way?

The point is that you open people up, come in with a non threatning comment and go from there on, just build up the converstation with some stories etc

 

oh dear, my mate was in a bar last night, and it was pissing with rain outside. Anyway, they started playing that barry manilow song about pina coladas..and this british guy comes up and goes "so...would you like to go get caught in the rain?"

actually that's quite creative, considering the standard pick up lines that kiwi boys use - like the line another friend got - "you're hot...i've got a condom". what class.

 

Why would I want to do that?

 

one girl answered unfertilized when i tried that one

i like "can you catch love?"...."cos there are two balls heading your way"

"Here is 20p call your mum and tell her you aint comming home tonight"

and my classic...."fancy a fuck?"

 

You make my blood run RED, my heart RACE, I hope you'll come back to MY place!

 

IronGoth:
Then there are the cheesy ones. Ask around Asians for those.

I am sorry but that was uncalled for.

 

Gats- what?

Cambodian, Vietnamese and Chinese of my acquaintance have these highly touching and sentimental romantic cultural undertones that come across as complete and utter cheese here.

Looking at the name tag in a girl's shirt "made in heaven--- I knew it" or "Your father must be God because you are an angel" or other stuff like that that really makes me want to fetch up my lunch all over the floor.

's a cultural thing. Whether you think it touching or sweet or simply cheesy and silly depends on you. That's not a diss. Just like as how if you want vulgar chat up lines ask any Brit. "Do you like jewellery, pet?" "Yes, why?" "Well you can s--- my c--- it's a gem!" "Do you like chicken, love?" "Yes, why?" "Well you can s--- my c--- it's fowl!" or best of all "what's the difference between sex and food" "I dunno, what" "Come round my house, then we'll have a picnic." etc.

 

do you have an alarm clock?

 

you must be a parking ticket.....



cause you have fine written all over you



now that is the cheesiest one ever........

and that's why it is beautiful.....