Wanna join a sexy dance troupe?:

Male or Female:

You must be physically fit..........sexy..........a total extrovert........happy to dance with only a g-string on...........(& we may even take the guitar away as well!!)..........prepared to travel on the roof of a trailer-caravan............have a good singing voice & can do the can-can dressed as Demis Roussos.(Or Edith Piaf for the Ladies).

If this sounds like U .....then please sign below & say what dates you'll be free to rehearse.....& go on binge-drinking nude ice-skating disco "meet" evenings.

Also If you have any extra-special talents such as an erotic Carmen Miranda ballet routine etc.Please state below:

Thankyou.
Here's to Hip Forums FIRST Erotic Dance Troupe!!:

 

Hah. AHhahahaha...............

Hahhahaha.

HAH.

 

Sure.

 

Two recruits - marvellous- well done!!.


Many more needed!!.

Especially Wanted:
Bungee-Jumping 'Tarzan' & 'Jane' dressed only in Leopard Throngs who can sing a vocal harmony & then do nude synchronised swim in bubbling hot-spring pools.

.....................COULD THIS BE YOU?????.......Please sign up below: