Mike Jones!? WTF!?!?!?

Okay, so I was just watching MTV2 (I know, I know... if I had my computer speakers plugged in, then the tube would be off. I was just sick of silence) and I saw this thing on there that goes by the name "Mike Jones." Now, I don't typically hate on rappers or hip-hop because I think it really can be an interesting art form if it's taken with a grain of salt, but this Mike Jones guy was the straw that broke this camel's back!

First of all, this guy doesn't have teeth, nor is he human... as far as I could tell. Instead, he has two metal bars that sit behind an over-extended jaw which constantly falls open due to the force of gravity pushing down to what I'm assuming is quite a hefty load. Even though he already looks like a joke, the same can be said for most people on MTV*(any of them), so I thought I'd give his music a chance. His music, to be as generous as possible, was just barely under par in relation to his appearance...

Does he have Downs Syndrome and his record label is just exploiting his disability like that Asian guy from American Idol, or did he pay someone a lot of money so that he could try to sell himself like those "under-the table" deals that most internet search engines are guilty of accepting??? Have we really reached such a low in our society??? Please, someone put him back behind the counter at Dairy Queen before he winds up famous...

 

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all those close ups on his "teeth" whos mike jones? i dont know i and i dont give a fuck, ahah worst rapper ever my 14 year old cousin can rap better then him

 

Hahaha...great post. Thanks for the laugh.

By the way, your sig is badass.

 

you mad cause he has money? ive watched that fool come from the underground scene in houston to mtv, just doing his thing. its a called a grill in his mouth

 

derh... erm... im mike jones... dont be makin fun of my downs syndrome!

 

Haha, I actually find his stuff kind of entertaining when I'm stoned...

 

Any man that can be made famous by screaming his name over and over again is either a complete moron or a marketing genius.

 

i actually like mike jones, haha

 

Mike Jones is one of the few rappers i'll listen to... this man can freestyle to absolutely any beat you give him... hes an insane lyricist if you ask me... i've been following him for a long time now....

 

^ same here man

 

Let the fools that wanna listen to crap listen to it, and you my little hippie buddy just keep on playing what you like. Saddly we live in a world that rewards dumbasses. Take the show JACK ASS I've never seen a show where SO many dumbasses are paid money to do stuff that will more then likely cause them to either have problems in the near future or never have kids again. But who's the real Jackass? the one getting paid to do dumbass stuff? Or the dumbass that watches the show and pay's their bills? So what I'm saying is if you ain't down with Mike Jones fuck it some other dumbass is.

 

blah blah blah... i'll be "hippy" and listen to my music blah blah blah...



Well you continue to be the "hippy" that you are... and i'll continue to expand my musical horizons day to day and just be myself and be REAL...

Labels blow goats... the only thing anyone should be proud to label themselves as is "yourself".... every other label is just a mask... hiding your real self

 

I like Beck, and from what I've heard from the Gorillaz, they're pretty badass. But I'm definately not into the mainstream rap game.

 

mike jones really aint that "mainstream" and i hope this taste of mainstream doesnt ruin him either... some rappers get a big head after mainstream stardom... if all else fails i'll just stick to the underground freestyles and mixtapes

 

Mike Jones is like the #1 song in the midwest...all of the teenages here love his music.

 

mind you, i have heard 2 or 3 FULL songs. I never seen the video because i dont watch MTV, sorry. I had to see what the fuss was about, hes just a funny character.

 

I haven't seen the video either.

 

he gave out his # in an issue of the stone not to long and somebody told me to call it and the dude actually picked up the phone and had a conversation about his music

 

r u serious?...tell me you are joking..

 

google image search of Mike Jones....

He raps?? Ha