Someone please help me???

I've been gone for a few hours now and now it looks like somebody dropped acid in the forums... And this really leaves me with one simple question in mind, what the fuck is wrong with you people????

 

I am not quite sure. I think theres alot of things wrong with me.

 

Well, I flossed my teeth with celery when I was 6, so that just fucked me over permanantly...

As for the rest, I'm turning them into narcissists. They also like muppets, and I can't really help that.

 

I can't remember all the things I did that permanently fucked me up.

 

Okay, maybe it's my brain teasing me, maybe it's the fact that I put it on stand-by for the holiday or maybe it's that they've just been practcly fucked out of their holster... But did that make sense?

 

My ear rings hurt!

 

Sucks... Off they go then

 

I desperately want to floss my teeth.

 

Cut off your ears then

 

I caught both my parents masturbating, that fucked me up pretty bad...... there are a lot of other things, father lying about not having a wife b4 mom till I was 11, not hearing music till I was three, shit in that thread...... the whole fun in dysfunctional thing... I could be a sitcom.... but that really just stands out when people ask why I'm fucked up




the autism and epilepsy might contribute too....

 

I've enhaled more cleaning fumes than I might've wished to this weekend.

 

I burnt more flesh then I would've wished I had this weekend....

 

let em eat too many holes in my brain damn it!

 

:H i just got done watching hotel rwanda

 

any good?

 

mhmm
it had bonus features i got to see the real dude... who was played by the actor. :buuuuurp:

i wanna drive :H

 

hey neat..



me too..
only five and a half months...YAY..

 

only until i have to go somewhere :H

haha

 

i hope my parents will let me drive to walgreens or something this week ahahha...

i got to drive down fruitville road which is one of the main roads and busiest roads in sarasota
and i drove to 711. jesus, it sounds so lame but i dont care

 

hhaa.. sounds like great fun, and there is an ironic sense of seriousness in that comment!