Passing a drug test

Yeah so i got fired ;ast month, so i've been looking for a job. So finally i found a job at the local a and p and i got hired i just have to pass a drug test. But see i havent had a job for a while so i have no money. I dont really smoke pot that much maybe every weekend or so, but not so much lately. But i smoked some resin last night and i they told me today that the drug test will be tomorow or saturday. I have no money to buy the stuff that makes you pass, so i need some suggestions on how to pass a drug test using household items or cheap items. any help would be apreciated.

 

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Here are some steps to get past the test.

1. Work out as much as you can, wear a lot of clothes while doing it so you sweat tons.
2. Drink about 5-6 full cups of H2O within 2-3 hours of the test, do not piss until the actual test. But you want to piss as much as you can the morning of the test. (Drinking water won't do anything but dilute your piss sample)
3. You want your piss to be as clear as possible so if you are worried about it, take some Vitamin B5 1 hour before the test and your piss will be yellow.
4. Hopefully this makes sense, Good luck.

 

I think the person meant to say "slip a little bleach in your piss"

But ya you'll probably be fine if you do what U4iaB4Victoria said...
Also its probably just some mouth swab shitty test

 

i failed a mouth swab test cause i couldnt give em any saliva cause of the intense cottonmouth from the blunts smoked 30 minutes earlier

jk, but thatd be cool

 

are mouth swab tests easy to pass, i gotta take it today :/ but i found out there is a medication sheet that you fill out and you can write down you took ibeprofen and ibeprofen shows up as thc on piss tests.

 

swab tests can only see if you have smoked recently

ex: 1-2 hrs max of last time smoked

 

most head shops around here have the drink for about $20, half the price of the stuff at places like gnc. I've used it twice after smoking heavily only a couple days before the test, and passed both times. i've heard of someone having to redo the test later from the piss being too dilute (thats all that extra water does)you'll probably get a piss test, and i don't think that thats true about ibuprofen, but its worth a try. good luck.

 

The ibeprofen thing is true ill send a link, it can cause a false positive.


http://www.neonjoint.com/passing_a_drug_test/test_standards_and_accuracy.html

read section 3.2.1

 

All you gotta do if you fail is throw around accusations of if being a false positive, and you'll get another chance.

 

I hear niacin works pretty well, but im sure its too late to pick some of that up.