Now, we all post about the newbies and the posers who get on our nerves because they act like they know everything about pot but really don't. What about the ones that DO know everything? have you ever met and smoked with a pot nazi? It's nuts. I know this one guy (and you know who you are out there- I love ya!) and he is master of being a pot nazi. He has rules that you go by when smoking. Proper pot manners, I should say. Everyone knows them, but it's the pot nazi that will call you out every time in his presence!! You almost expect to hear him say. "NO POT FOR YOU!" (Seinfeld fans out there should get that joke ) do you guys know a pot nazi and what are his/her rules?
in a different way yes, i know a pot nazi...well not really a nazi, but a pot genious. hes taught me everything i know about the cannabis, and he knows way more facts about weed than i could ever dream of! but he doesnt act like a nazi, more like some omniscient stoner. its always nice to be in his presence ( when you are...its always smoking ) there is a chick though that has her own crazy set of rules to smoking, they are pretty interesting sometimes, because she will just pull some new rule out of her ass every day. keeps things entertaining
the only pot nazi i know is my brother in law..he got me started so i cant really say anyhting.. but most of the time he's the one leaving his shit out.. or dropping the doobie lol.
I guess I kinda am one, I am the only one of my friends with a job, and a house that is parental free all night(Parents work nights) So I do my share of sharing, untill people do stupid shit, then i yell at them and kick them out. -Im also the only one that can afford bud, but people usualy give me 5 or 10 bucks if they have $$$ to spare. My biggest thing is people who open a pop, take a sip, and forget about it because theyre so fucked up.
I am the pot nazi of my group, just because the people I smoke with would be in jail long ago without my help.
i dont think of myself as a pot nazi... i dont lay down any rules... my only rule is if you're gonna smoke people up... make sure everyone is high before you call it quits because you're high..... talk about somethin that can piss you off... a low tolerence buddy that smokes you up and he's blitzed and you've only begun to catch a buzz.... i do concider myself pretty knowledgeable in the way of the herb though... im more of a marijuana aficionado
i wouldnt call myself a pot nazi, i just dont tolerate skylarchies and tomfoolery when it comes to smoking. If your going to do it, do it right, dont be stupid about shit.
thats pretty much the only rule oh and the owner of a new piece always gets the first hit to break it in.
My ex girlfriend is a pot nazi, she was nuts about it, she was all full of herself though and thought she smoked alot of weed, she just knew alot about it becuase of her sister, shes lame, she'd get all mad if even the smallest amount of smoke came out of a bowl after a hit, like i said, shes lame
Well, my roommate's a close relative of the pot Nazi, the pot snob. Characteristics are: not letting anyone pack our heady pieces w/ beasters, not smoking beasters, and generally dislike of anything except for the -very- finest. I, on the other hand, try to stay a little more grounded and will gladly let someone pack the bong set aside for such endeavors as beasters.
There should be more pot nazi's in the world to watch out for pot incompetents who get busted every other week. Or we could just throw them all in weed concentranion camps to work the weed fields
im not a pot nazi but ive slaped my cuzin for making alot nosie at 2 in the morning and yelling as loud as he could for no reason
Im a bit of a pot nazi. I get pissed off if my friends try to relight a joint which is obviously alight or if they bogart.
I wouldnt say I'm a pot nazi.... but theres one thing I HAAAAAATE! ...When people tilt the bong, and the water comes out the BOWL!!! God i hate that so fucking much, dumb rookie smokers. And I dont usually mind, but I dont like smoke escaping a bowl after a hit, and the guy is still holding it while its still burning, and takin his damn time to pass it, Im sorry but thats just a waste of weed, and I dont come across weed money too often, I like to make it count... =)
