When you sit down on the toilet....

Do you grab some toilet paper right away or do you wait until you are done going?

A followup...
Do you sit or stand to wipe? I guess this is more for the ladies....

 

I wait until I'm done, cuz I'm in there for at least an hour. I smoke a bowl, drink my coffee, read a magazine. I make it a multi-task event.

 

I get tp before I'm finished..

I stand!

 

Sorry folks!

I'll assume the position now.......

 

like the girl in ur pic? how the hell do you wipe if your standing on your hands?

 

I use that pose when I am about to get a spanking.

I was trying to be contrite for making a stupid mistake & having to start the poll over. If you want to vote please go to that one.

If I'm wiping my butt because I pooped I kind of stick it out squatting a little & wipe.

 

If I'm in a public bathroom, I make sure there actually IS toilet paper before sitting down. But I grab it while I go.

 

I grab the TP while I go. I sit there to wipe. I just lean foreward.

 

Thats part of Potty 101

 

1. Grab before I sit down, after "nesting" if it's public.
2. I stand.
3. Great pose, Snowdancer!

 

nesting...?

 

what the hell is nesting?

 

Why do people grab it while they are going?

Is there not enough time to finish and then grab it?

Anyway, I need a free hand for the newspaper, so I wait.

 

2. nesting
The act of covering a toilet seat in toilet paper to avoid contamination from urine and tiny shit particles on the seat.


Yo there were so many skid marks in that toilet I had to nest that shit!


3. nesting
Bringing food to the bathroom; eating while defecating.


Jared loved to nest with a big piece of pizza and a root beer.

 

Thanks Ganja...I was referring to your first definition, oddly numbered "2".

 

There's something deeply disturbing to me about that particular usage of the word "nesting".

 

quote: There's something deeply disturbing to me about that particular usage of the word "nesting".

Makes me think they are trying to grow/hatch something in there.

 

Yes! Precisely...