Ronald Reagan is STILL alive!!

Discussion in 'People' started by FatMan25, Jun 18, 2005.

  1. FatMan25

    FatMan25 Member

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    omg! i was back at the park again today, looking for Janis and Elvis (plus his mangy old hound dog), and all of a sudden i spotted this creepy old man staggering around (he looked just like one of those dead corpses from Night of the Living Dead!), and he was ranting about getting rid of all the homeless people in the park (but he actually used the word "parasites"), and telling everybody we should all be grateful to have such a fine "Christian" president like George W. Bush in the White House!! wtf?? then he started talking about how he used to be a big Hollywood actor (especially in the White House!), but decided to walk away from it all so that he can just live a plain and simple life, and not have to worry about all those annoying liberals anymore! and how much he missed his dear wife "Nancy". so Ronald Reagan is STILL alive!! as if Dubya was not bad enough! it really can't get much worse than this....
     
  2. gEo_tehaD_returns

    gEo_tehaD_returns Senior Member

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    What are you talking about? IF Reagan was still living, he certainly wouldn't be able to form such complicated words as "parasite." Have you forgotten the alzheimers? I think about all he could do is shit his pants and drool.
     
  3. Wonder Girl

    Wonder Girl rhapsody in pink

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    That wasn't Ronald Reagan. Not unless he was eating jelly beans?
     
  4. Sax_Machine

    Sax_Machine saxbend

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    Jellybeans, jelly bellies, bollocks to them. Jelly Babies are the only way!
     
  5. FatMan25

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    well, he WAS wearing diapers. and besides, he always acted "absent minded." even while he was still sleeping in the White House. remember how he paid no attention to the AIDS situation in America till it turned into a full blown crisis? then he finally decided to give a few dollars for research.
     
  6. FatMan25

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    actually, he was trying to feed jelly beans to the squirrels. but they didn't seem all that impressed.
     
  7. FatMan25

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    but could Reagan find those in America? and do you think the squirrels would like them better than the jellybeans?
     
  8. Wonder Girl

    Wonder Girl rhapsody in pink

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    Jelly Bellies are jelly beans,they're all jelly beans. Besides,I didn't know that when I was a little girl(when he was in office)..all I knew was that the man running our country had a big jar of jelly beans on his desk..and for that reason,I called him Jelly Beans(not Jelly Belly!!). I bet you call him Ronaldus Maximus :D
     
  9. Sax_Machine

    Sax_Machine saxbend

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    Stultior Quam Asinus. :)
     
  10. Wonder Girl

    Wonder Girl rhapsody in pink

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    What does that mean? :confused: You'll have to translate for me :)
     
  11. paulfreespirit

    paulfreespirit Senior Member

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    i think sax has gone all roman on us .........or brummie.
     
  12. Sax_Machine

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    Stultior, comparative form of stultus.

    quam, relative pronoun.

    asinus, ass (or it might be mule or donkey, i don't even know the difference).
     

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