After three years of avoiding the Mason Municilpal Court, in Mason Ohio, yours truly, sodabandito, was caught by "THE MAN". I was hiding ALL the way in the next town. Due to circumstances beyond my control, I was confronted by the cops in my hometown of Lebanon, Ohio, and to make a long story short, now I have to answer to the charges brought against me in the year 2002! Tomorrow, I have to appear before the almighty honorable George Parker, and I stand accused of the haynous crimes of drug abuse (marijuana, of course) and drug paraphenalia ( a glass piece, formerly owned by hairybuckeye) and excessive noise (a totally bogus charge). I am not too sure of what will happen, but I guess I can't hide any longer. The judge is a dick, and Mason is notorious for throwing the book at people, for anything. Not to mention, I blew them off for 3 years. So I will hope for the best and expect the worst as I walk into the building I walked out of years ago, and throw myself at the mercy of the Court. Wish me luck.....send positive vibes...and all that happy horse-shit!!! I hope I won't be in jail...too long:&........but after this is over, i may just be able to become a liscensed driver again!!! Peace....C-ya.....soon, I hope sodabandito
Sorry to hear it. Good luck... stay strong... and... bring a gat to the court, and light the judge up, then quickly light the guards up! Spread their blood all over the courtroom, and get the fuck out of there! Lol... seriously.. best wishes...
