It's a pagan religion based upon the norse mythology... With the fenris and thor and the odin and the loki and all of those
YAY-UH... teh Greg Swoon representin teh DUR-TEE SOUTH LOLZ.... I went up to the garden state, tried to buy me a muthafuckin armor plate, but the shit wasn't cuttin it... hos...bitches... gimme dat bargain rate, oh yeah... I got some ass from Alexander the grate, but the dumb muthafucka just met his fate, grab some bait, lick the plate, yank yo mothafuckin hos up in the figure eight....motherfuck...bitches...hoossssssss....bitchessss....hossss... YO... YAYUH.... WHAAAAAAt. give eet tup fo lil jon an teh eas si boyz... LOLZ... REPSREISTENT BIZNATCHESSSSS.... I got teh crunk joos on teh wicket gate but he couldn't figure out his fuckin body weight, he got down with charles the great, yaY-UH, broke his finger got a mothafuckin finger plate, he knows he's late, he can't go straight, but he's not fuckin around wit dat real estate... fuckin disinflate them tires...ho...disenflate... I gots me a teh chinese date...wit...somma dat crunk juice... cut dat out beeeeeeeatches. YAYUH.
Awkay, thats cool... I was agnostic too but then I found out how well the paganism suits me and my life. Now I make love with Freya, slay with a hammer and see the world thru one eye