Do you ever have those times...

Where you try to find a chill place to smoke but it is near impossible? I don't know why I just thought of this, but I have a story to tell. It was a late sunday night about two or three months ago, and a friend and I planned to go to this local country club/community and sneak into the clubhouse's spa. We hopped the fence and chilled in the spa for about ten minutes, and a security car shows up, and we were freaking out. My buddy had his car in the parking lot, so it kind of aroused suspicion, I guess. The guard then walks into the clubhouse while we were ducking in the spa, and he does something inside, and walks to his car and leaves. We were at first confused, because my backpack was completely in view. I decided it was a little too sketchy for me, so we drove to a park (keep in mind its about 11 now) where there is a resivoir, and you can walk to a cool little spot over the spillgate. We walk back to the car because I forgot something in it or something, and a cop pulls up right next to us, as I am holding my bong. I sit down inside the car with the full bong, and he just luckily tells us that it is after park hours, and we should leave. We left, but I forgot my backpack on the table, and we had to come back and get it all secret agent style, because the cop was sitting near the entrance. I ended up getting my backpack, and we then went to this dead end road and smoked... finally. One of the few times I really remember what happened that night, becuase I wasn't stoned already, haha.

 

yeah i hate that shit.

one time me and 2 friends were trying to get high when i was staying over at their house for the night. We couldnt smoke in the bathroom like normal cuz their mom was home. we tried to go to the park and security pulls up saying its after hours and we need to leave. so we are walking around trying to find a spot when my friends' mom calls saying it was gettin late so we had to head back. after deliberating on it for a long time we jumped out the window and went into the neighbors back yard into this big ass shed thing and hotboxxed the neighbors boat

 

My room is my favorite place to smoke. My couch is the perfect thing to get stoned on.

 

One night me and my friend were riding down all these back dirt roads trying to find a place to smoke when I see like 4 places and she just ignores them. So finally we find this road and we're thinking, ok we'll just park beside some tall shrubs and we'll be cool. Well we pull off the road and there's this huge random house that's covered in vines and has the windows all busted out and it's just full out scary ass blairwitch project shit. So we both start freaking out (we had been drinking Full Throttle all day and had just watched the Ring 2) and she backed out of that place so fast. We eventually found this neighborhood that was still being built and parked in a vacant driveway.

 

the other day, me and some friends went and smoked out of a pipe in the middle of a residential street neerby with people walkin around, at lunchbreak.
that was so fuckin stupid.
but fun
i guess what im trying to say is, its sometiems just more fun to fuck the whole 'look for a private spot' and just get on with it

 

oh and crash and burn, lol, those sorta places arethe best.. caus no one ever actually lives there, and only the lowest of junkies or people trying to stay hidden go INSIDE those places to stay

 

Why didnt you just smoke in your car? Drive around and smoke or go to some quite spot and smoke in the car.

 

I usually just drive around on the backroads/gravel.. I also like going on random ass highways and just clickin on the cruise control. My car turns into my smokin buddy a lot of the time.

 

Well, I usually smoke in my apartment now, but I do remember trying to find a good place to smoke and having trouble.

Most of the time the trouble was going somewhere and having other people want to smoke as well. Damn moochers!

 

Thats exactly what we do... just drive around. Althought I do realize its kinda hard using a BONG while drivin with a smokin buddy. lol

 

i hate when your chilling with people who dont drive and you have to walk. my group and i were walking in this development and we couldnt find anywhere to go because parents and their kids were outside. so we went to this vacant basketball court to smoke. it was kinda sketchy but we did it anyways. about 5 minutes later, we're in the middle of passing a bowl around and these ghetto kids come down to play basketball haha. they told us they saw us out their window and figured hippies are always willing to share haha.

my story kinda drifted a bit, but you get the general idea

 

I'll smoke anywhere that has two exits. My only peeve when smoking is not haveing an alternitive method of excape. Just my paranoia acting up .

 

Blaze runs are fun. We usually just grab something to drink, maybe eat at a gas station, gas up if needed, and just drive. Getting lost while stoned is fun. We waste alot of gas driving, but its worth it. We've had nights where we'ld be lost for an hour and just magicly turn onto a street that we know.

Abandoned places are usually chill to smoke in during the day, at night I'd be sketched out by who else might be in there with you.

I wouldn't go near parks at night because, at least around here, cops love to patrol after hours. Also, never, and I mean NEVER park right where you're going. Find someplace discrete to park and just walk it. If its around a neighborhood and you find some yards with trees that are a good size, park where the property lines meet, so the people living there will assume you're visiting the other neighbor.

I've found that under bridges can be good places to smoke. There are a few around me that have trails leading up to them so I'm pretty confident that no cops are gonna go by on foot. Usualy there are good spaces to spark that block the wind too.

Some buildings you can get on the roof at like, 1 in the morning when no one is around, or even better if you know someone who can get you on a roof legally, its windy but you can usually look down on people who have no clue your up there.

So those are my tips on finding good places to smoke... wherever you go, look around for places people wouldn't go, trails leading off into the woods, dirt roads, etc.

 

heres one suggestion... never drive on back roads or residential roads while smoking. either smoke at home or something or go somewhere that you know is safe. here is the stories about why i am telling you this. ok, on a residential road you can get caught for speeding, your seatbelt, sound violation, or something like that. if you are on a back road,it is kinda obvious what you are doing so they will find some reason to pull you over. or you could just get fucked like i did and hit a cop on a turn on a dirt road while smoking a blunt! ya it sucked. we had over 2 oz. on us and we stuck it in the tail pipe! it was awesome. we didnt get in trouble for the pot cause they never knew about it, but i do have to go to court b/c the cops said i was driving onm the wrong side of the road.

 

lol since your only 15 where u driving with out a liscense?

 

Nah, you can get it at 15 onBlunt Av. =P

Okay, if you're driving and smoking DONT SPEED. Are you asking for trouble?! Cops loooove to get people, espeacially young people, for sppeding, no seatbelt, etc.

 

Matt, u sound proud haha, jk. Way to fuck ur driver's liscense. Now you cant drive me aorund to toke!