How The Hell Don’t You Know Where To Put It???

How come you guys are “accidentally” slipping into someone’s rectum???

What is that about?? And don't say it was an "assident" either.

 

just a quick excuse so we can stick it in there "oops sorry I missed" lol who knows if the response will be negative or positive

 

never happened to me

 

I've been with a girl for about a month now and it goes there automatically! It makes life so much easier. We have great sex too .

 

If that is your tricky way to get some anal action I seriously don't know if your just an idiot, a mean asshole or truly sadistic. If the person on the recieving end of this is new to anal play you could either do some serious damage and or completely turn this person off of anal and yourself forever. Be careful, just a few words of caution.

 

I can't imagine slipping it in the wrong hole by an accident... Sounds kinda fruity to me

 

honey, if someone can "assidently" slip into your ass without you feeling the pain, i thinks it's had a little too much use & you shouldn't be bitching.

 

Well, though I'm sure 90-95% of the time it's a case of "can I do this and get away with it..."

Do keep in mind that you're attempting (in the mish posish) to hold up all your weight on one arm and guide your non-prehensile member (it can't move itself) into a small entrance (one hopes) which is tucked almost under someone else's body. You're further constrained that sensitive tissues of both genders (esp. testicles) are in the way. And you're doing it blind.

Tell you what. Do a one-arm pushup and then try and force a sausage into a donut located below your crotch, with the free hand without looking. Oh, and there are two other holes less than an inch or so away from each other. If you make a mistake you're in deep crap (literally)

Simple mechanics. I've in the past almost made that mistake. But usually the person in question has given a very sudden warning which is good cause I'm not into that.

 

I was j/k by the way, lol

 

Sorry, I've never had anal sex before, have you?? However, I've had "assidents" while in the "doggy style" position, which were very painful.

 

I can't imagine shit like that happening by accident, unless you're getting fucked by a blind dude

 

Just curious...did you say you were a virgin?

 

Nah I said my girl was a virgin when I met her

But thats allmost the same

 

Just asking...relax.

 

Oh yeah thats a problem on the internet... Read it again and this time imagine some dumb boy laughing the words in a silly way, then I think you get the mood I am in... Please don't take it the wrong way, I am no mad man

 

So you are saying that you are the type that laugh at yourself all the time...okay, I'll keep that in mind, next time.

 

I'm just the type that laughs at anything hehe

Please like me...!?

 

It's simple, it's not an accident.

 

hehe, yeah...