John Lennon, Janis Joplin, and Jim Morrison Are STILL Alive!?

Well they'd all be getting on a bit now even if they were alive. They contributed much to the world that will last long after we're all gone during their time and I'm sure they enjoyed the lives they lived. That's more than most people get.

 

Believing in some guy who just shot him is a more cruel idea than having it methodically planned by the government? I think that the world would be much less cruel if things happened the way you say, which they didn't.

Read up on it. Know the facts before you start preaching the official story.

 

lol there must be some secret little island somewhere called Zombie Rock or somesort where every dead rockstar lives, including hendrix, morrison, joplin, elvis, even mozart and beetoven live there but now i think their heavy metal drummers so they can fit in better.


Lol there Dead, u know there are people who look like them, there are even agencies set-up around the world for this kinda thing

 

Based on some of the responses, I believe THEY believe.

 

I only wanted to quote the Thread TITLE.

All the greats are still alive. As long as we KEEP what they mean to US!
John Denver is all OVER the internet.

 

God Bless John Denver.

Frank Zappa recorded the 1980s Senate Hearings into the effects of violent rap lyrics on juvenile behaviour & when the Judge summoned "John Devner" to give testimony;Zappa recorded a raspberry!!!.Damn it.


I don't think John Lennon is still alive because Chapman fired hollowed-out bullets.

Janis Joplin is much more a plausible candidate.If she could anonomously attend 'The Betty Ford Clinic'.

Jim Morrison wouldn't want to be alive today! c'mon he was always singing about 'The End' in his songs.He wouldn't want to be on this side if he could break on through in 1971.

I have it on good authority that ELVIS is definitely still alive albeit balding - shaggy & dischevelled.
So many people have sighted him......& he says:

"Go away baby.........leave me alone....."

What a legend!!.

 

OK... since no one else will say it, I will.

YOU IDIOTS, THIS ENTIRE THREAD WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PARODY, NOT AN INVITATION TO SERIOUSLY DEBATE A RIDICULOUS NOTION!

THEY'RE ALL LONG DEAD!!! THEY'RE NOT EVEN WORM FOOD ANYMORE!!!

Have a pleasant afternoon.

 

Life and death is all a humanistic perception. Their music is alive, and that's all that really matters.

 

Isn't it weird how all the cool musicians from the 60's and 70's had first names starting with J? Janis Joplin, Jim Morisson, Jimi Hendrix, Jimi Page, John Lennon... Conspiracy, I tells you!

 

IF YOU THINK ITS TRUE, WHY DONT YOU APPROACH THEM? the homeless lady in the park , talk to her and the john lennon dude, ask him is he just an over obsessed fan? i dunno maybe your looking at his son.. or one of his sons!! i dunno but if you think they are still alive, good on you!! everyone needs an imagination. my friend comitted suicide and i always see the same girl that looks exactly like her at the major shopping centre, even though tahnee has gone for a couple of years now, everytime i see this girl i go to walk up to her but realise, shit shes dead then i get all sad... so go for it ask the people you see and if its not tem, its not them... i know call out from the side of the park "JANIS" and if she turns around then theres one step conquered

 

Spackman, but a much needed one!

 

morrison wasnt assasinated by the gov't... he wasnt killed, he died overdosing on heroin..
he thought it was coke, and cut it up like you would with coke, and BLAM od.

 

lay off the acid.

 

What good authority would that be?

Zoomie....you just may have a point

 

huh? dude, i don't even do drugs (gave all that up in high school). so how can you blame any of this on taking acid? i know what i saw (and heard). and i am here today to tell you that john lennon, janis joplin, jim morrison and elvis are STILL alive!! what are the odds of an old lady (with pink and blue feathers in her hair) drinking southern comfort straight from the bottle (like janis always did!), and having that funny little cackle like she had (like you hear at the end of "mercedez benz"? plus there just happens to be an eccentric old dude with round glasses on (like lennon always wore!) that likes to play the beatles 24/7? and then what are the odds of a crazy dude (that looks just like an older jim morrison) singing "people are strange" in the safeway?

sorry, but all three of those rock stars cannot be six feet under when i spotted them with my own two eyes. they are all STILL alive! and i wish some of you would believe me, instead of accusing me of being an acid freak or whatever. plus think about the thousands of people that have spotted elvis since he supposedly died. now can all those people be on acid? i don't think so. it's obvious that elvis is STILL alive, and so are john, janis, and jim!! so don't be so quick to judge me insane or whatever. i am only trying to share the truth with you....

 

sorry, but i am 100% serious about what i saw (and heard). i know it sounds sorta insane, but all i am asking is to try and keep an open mind. i'm not sure why you would want me to try and act like this is a parody? is it THAT hard to accept that maybe john, janis, and jim wanted out of the rock business big time. and the only way they could do it was to fake their own deaths?

 

Bollocks to that. It'd be a much better thread as a pisstake

 

btw, i actually found the cap (to the southern comfort bottle janis was drinking from before) over in my park today. so i have some actual proof now! and i am gonna keep it forever! no, it is NOT for sale!? janis is my all time fave blues/rock singer. there never will be another pearl! so i am grateful to have spotted her in the park, and i think she left the cap behind so i might find it. to prove that she really is STILL alive! no way could that southern comfort cap just appear out of thin air. and right after i just spotted her! Janis is STILL alive!

 

huh? so you rather have this just be a stupid parody, instead of knowing that janis, john, and jim are STILL alive? wtf? i mean, i now have that southern comfort cap as proof! janis is STILL 100% alive! and drinking her southern comfort, and cackling to herself. you should be happy about this. besides, didn't you try and say that shakespeare is STILL alive? lol. so if he's still around (when he's supposed to be dead), then how come it's so hard to accept that janis, john and jim (plus elvis!) are all STILL alive!! cut me a little slack...

 

I'm absolutely sure that Sax Machine was only kidding with his Shakespeare thread...and I am absolutely sure that I was only kidding with anything I've said about any of these people still being alive.

But,I'm really not wanting to make fun of you. Not at all,I thought you were kidding around,too. So,where do you live then? I'm curious as to what town this is all taking place in...