Woke up in a ditch in Ontario this morning...

Yeah, I woke up in a ditch in the middle of Ontario this morning. How 'bout that... and the night before I slept in a field in another part of Ontario. And the night before, I was in the woods in Quebec and a bear became interested in my campsite, but fortunately left after a while.
Haha, one guy who picked me up while I was hitchhiking yesterday was obsessed with Ozzy Osbourne and doughnuts. I thought that was kind of a cute combination.
So yup, being homeless is fun. Lalalalala.....!

Listen to Ani Difranco or be stepped on by a giant!

 

If only I had $1 for everytime I've said this...

 

sounds like your enjoying yourself....thats great.....good luck on the adventure..

 

Ontario can be a really cool place. Lots of nice people. I was only there for a few days but if I could have gotten a job, I would have stayed. Check out Leamington, we had a good time there.

 

AHAHHA. never has a thread made so much sense to me

I've lived in Ontario my whole life. I rarely leave my hamlet. ahhhaa.


And I love your sig. Its wildly funny. Ani fuckin kicks giant ass.

 

Woa man. Glory daze! But how do you access the internet if you're homeless?

 

Thats what I was thinking.

 

Libraries.

 

hitching in the lower 48? why the hell not. never had to wait more than four hours in any of the 24 states ive been in. easier than you would think.

 

"Check out Leamington, we had a good time there."

Weird.. I didn't know that many people knew about Leamington, Did you go to the Tomato Frestival? We used to go every year when I was little.

 

well, waking up in ditches is a lot better than waking up in the middle of a street

a buddy of mind decided to do that once. woke up to some guy saying "holy shit, hes alive" into his cell phone after calling the cops

 

Haha, ruddy brilliant. How long have you been homeless, and what drove you into it? I was homeless once, for a week, but I spent it in my car- though by tommorow I will be again, without a car.

Good luck, crazy lad.

 

do people sitll pick up folks in the lower 48??
Here its illigal but if I saw someone I d pick them up

 

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HA! The Tomato Festival! I used to live in Leamington (for a short time). Did you go downtown and see the big red tomato...whenever a friend of mine would come and visit I would tell them to meet me at the big red tomato. All hail the tomato capital of Canada!!!!

 

Yeah, we used to go by the big tomato all the time, I don't know if we actually stopped there though. I used to go there to visit my grandparents, my parents grew up there, and most of my family still lives in Leamington or Kingsville.