Message to all those who live in Amsterdam, we need your help!

you're jealous

 

Of big natural boobs.. yes

Of big fake boobs.. no

 

Fedor needs to go to the red light district and get some nice boobs for 50 Euro and Shrimpgirl can go in that same area to a youth hostel.

 

Tadaaaa.. everything solved.

Btw.. I already recommended her the Last Waterhole.. cheapest hostel I know and it's pretty much in the RLD..

 

I'm afraid to go to Amsterdam. And my hometown Rotterdam, keileweg is no option.

 

Ouch.. Keileweg is not the place you want to pick up dates ..

Don't be afraid of Amsterdam.. want me to be your bodyguard and show you 'round?

 

when i am there in september, fedor is taking me out to the movies so you might as well come along too

 

lol.. hm.. not sure if I want to intrude on your little get together

 

Last Waterhole hostel closed over a year ago!

 

And then you have your left-wing fighting mob waiting for me around the corner? Beat me up, throw me in one of those chanels and I won't be missed.

No thnx.


And mafuman after the movies I will guide you through the keileweg

 

Serious? The website is still up and running plus the guestbook has some recent entries sooo.. I dunno?

http://www.lastwaterhole.nl/hotel/indexhotel.html

 

Zoals de waard is vertrouwt'ie z'n gasten hè

Check je PM..

 

Ik ben ook altijd gek op spreekwoorden. hihi

And thnx for your PM. I've always dreamed of dating you. Finally my dream will come true

 

And I'm so glad you are into the bending over and me wearing a strap on thing.. on the first date.. we're so on the same page.. like.. omg!

 

I've already read your your dirty fantasies on this page you little pervert. But I guess its very common for a man to get something up his arse in the gay capitol of Europe.

 

LOL.. you're stalking me eh?

 

No, I just have a crush on you.

 

Every Rotterdammer can go to Amsterdam But Amsterdammers have to be carefull in Rotterdam.
Usually they are save as long as they don't say Ajax.

 

is that grace slick?

 

No, we directly hear the accent which really annoyes us.