stoned slang

loaded....

 

"we are soo baked. fried, cooked"

"I'm a blazing hippie"

"holy fuck did u just see that grass grow"

"I'l onlly be a second.. There are soo many chips to chooser from"

But usualy i use alot of onomonopia!! aha its liek making the word have a life liek sound.. kinda like.. shit i'm baked right now..

 

I'm usually pretty unoriginal. I use high (or "I'm so high!" from Harold & Kumar), stoned, wasted, gone, etc.; but I came up with one tonight at work. Well, I've never heard it before so correct me if I'm wrong. One could consider Marijuana to be a seven leaf clover or seven leafer. So if I was high, I could say I'm seven leaf clovered or seven leafered/leafed. Doesn't sound that good, but seven leaf clover and seven leafer are pretty sweet.


Edit: Just thought of some more. Hemp it up! Hemp up and hemplify! Yeah, I'm the master of cheesiness!

 

the most common for us is Baked... Roasted... blown...thats about it.... sum times we are too high to even care about telling others what we are.. lol... About the Harold and Kumar post... i LOVE that part!!! lol...

 

"dude I am so feelin' it!"

"So damn wizzaoified..."

to say we are going to get stoned:

"let's go have a moment my friend."

1st person: "hey man where've you been?"
2nd person: "ohh I was just having a moment with Kanna. it's aaall good now."

 

"Im standing over a seven leafed clover..."

 

My entire town population gets Deet.

 

i like the guitar in ur sig pic

 

I just say stoned...or fucked up...either one works.

 

we just say high, or smacked
"I'm sooo smacked" (that's when you're really fucked up!!)

 

HAHA!! wait did you say the word "sad face" or make a sad face at teh ice cream man. I was thinking how funny it would look for the ice cream man to tell someone that and they give him a sad puppy face. that was teh first time i laughed today

 

its alllllllllll happenin

 

me and my buddies dont have any slang we just look at each other and laugh...hahahaha....like now im laughing at my dog...cuz i think he farted...and cuz i think he knows im high...its like...haha....shit...smelly...pushpop shit hahahahaha...but likeyea i say BAKED alot too...fuckin right doggies

 

If my roommates and I are off to smoke, we say we're having a "joint committee" meeting.

Or say we need to go get weedwhacked.

 

we say chiefed alot... but more like "man, im so chiefed" or something along those lines.

i saw that someone calls it "loaded", if someone told me they were loaded. the first thing that i would think of would be heroin haha. maybe its just me

 

we usually use the common terms ..

but the act of getting stoned is usually refered to "torturing stags".

it started with some kid who tried to convince me that he was a "big pot head" (wich i disagreed with based on his obviously non-stonerish behavior) by telling me he had some "stacks" in his pocket right now (???). i think he meant a stash... so then i started to call weed "stack" and then it cought on and someone miss-heard "we're gunna go torch some stack" n thought they said "we're gunna go torture some stags" annnd yea.

 

My crew has some like, "your all G'd out, or your asleep. What we call dro is funnt we cal it shloady all fast and repeat it between all of us for an hour.

 

OHh, I jsut rememberd one that me and one of my friends use, if we're stoned we say that we're "tired", and we call weed "pillows", so if one of us is going to buy some weed, we tell the other that we're gonna go get some pillows...we were stoned when we came up with this system by the way...

 

my new dealer calls it goofyboots( like in Rolling Kansas)

 

[the only real slang term me and my friends have has a great story behind it. we got stoned as a bitch in these woods and a few minutes later heard the ice cream man coming. so we booked it out of the woods and caught up with the truck and stood in line to pick up what we wanted. When it was my turn the guy said that he was all outt of what i wanted. Being high as fuck an without realizing what i was doing, instead of making a sad face i jsut said "oh.....sad face." my friends busted out laughing and now we refer to it as sad facing sometimes.

QUOTE=Budman420]actually, you said "electric sadface" and ran your finger down your face like you were crying lol[/QUOTE]
wtf lmfao x infinity. thats the greatest thing ever. when i used to get high i would think what if i was spelled eye and once i was high and my mom wanted to talk about how my sis thinks my friends are a bad influence and i spelled out eye antead of saing i. my mom was like oooookk