Who do you want to be the next President in 2008?

President Fred Willard at the Inagural Ball, 2008.

 

Some one else for President in 2008.

 

None of the above, so, can I please pick someone else? Where's the "other" option?

 

You guys are both nuts.


Somebody else???? None of the above????

Here I give you a bunch of perfectly legitimate candidates, but instead you would rather waste your vote on another Republicrat or Demican instead of putting somebody like David Hasselhoff in the White House???

 

Ah, what the heck. Let's go with Pat Sajack. He always has that blank look on his face just like Dubya.

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Either

Zappa, Lennon or Garcia

 

Now there's an idea. A candidate who is dead! It can be argued that there is nothing against it in the Constitution, as long as you were 35 years old when you died and were a citizen.

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I want Gatewood Gallbirath to be president. He always runs for Gov here in KY and always carries the college vote. He is so awesome, he wants to legalize pot, get rid of gun control, and all kinds of crazy shit that a governor can't do alone.

 

Sammy Sosa was born in the dominican republic no? that means he can't be president, like alexander hamilton.

I'd say that the next president will be Rick Santorum, just because i know how stupid people can be sometimes.

 

I think the purple lure works best when hang gliding in a wetsuit.

 

Barney the dog.

 

Oj

 

No one said Jackson yet. (Michael, not Jesse)

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How about Sammy (the bull ) Gravano ?
or Victoria Gotti ?

 

Allah!!!

 

My dream (or nightmare, if you will) administration:

President: Ralph Ortiz (PRAISE RALPH!)
Vice President: J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
Secretary of Defence: Fightin' Jesus (not the pansy "love thy neighbor" gospel Jesus, the crazy revelations Jesus with swords coming out of his mouth and an M-16)
Secretary of State: the Zombie of Hunter S. Thompson
Minister of Homeland Security: Godzilla (hey, it worked for japan)
Director of the FBI: a sentient potatoe named Randy
And all diplomats: Clones of Gary Busey

It may take a little getting used to, but I think it would beat the hell out of our current administration.

 

i am going to be voting for myself.

 

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, nobody. Lets come up with a new and better political system.

 

not ah-nold

 

The most liberal Democrat running.

Sheesh, I'd vote for Dean. At least someone is responding to the Republicans.