Whats the lightest strain of weed??

Im a beginner and i want to try the lightest type first and see what happens...so what is the lightest strain?? thanks

 

Um... there's not really a "strain" per se, but I think schwag is what you're looking for. Brown, shitty dirt weed from Mexico or something. Cheap.

But dude, why even go there? Smoke something good your first time, schwag will probably just hurt your throat and give you a headache.

 

you dont' want schwag man. fuck that shit. try to get some dank man. smoke some good shit your first time.

 

the best way for a beginner to go is just buy a bag and smoke it with your best friends. dont think so much into it.

 

the problem is, most ppl dont realise, if u jsut smoke weed, u cant get permanent damage, no matter how much you have, let alone a bit of cronic...

i think its amazing that marijuana is the safest theraputic drug known to man...

 

i think its one of the safest.
but kid theres no strains enless you know the grower.
i mean you wont know. and the stuff will be dried and cured so you wont be able to tell.

 

Mid western ditch weed- decended from hemp crops george washinton started,It will not get you high at all, but im sure you'll get a good headache from it. It has been cultivated for rope for centuries- so has fat ass stems but no thc.

Get some chronic, unless you just WANT a headache.

 

isnt chronic weed laced with cocaine? thats what i hear in my town.

 

Nah not at all. Chronic is just fucking strong weed that gets you very stoned after a toke. Loads of people say it has coke or acid in it but it's just one of those things inexperianced people say. Chronic is usualy grown under very strong lights and a typical chronic strain is Ak-47.

 

i've heard chronic defined as both of those...really good bud and also defined as weed w/ some coke sprinkled on it. answer to the question though is i wouldn't bother with schwag either. you should go w/ middies. that's what i like the most..some areas don't have anything that they call middies though. they might call it regs or something like that.

 

r u kidding me if i had a choice my first time i woulda hit kind bud. zero tolerance + dank = a damn good virgin sesh

 

what the hell? why would you want the lightest? its not like if you get very dank shit it will kill you, only make you very very high and you will have a wonderful experience.

 

The effects arnt all out crazy extreme highs, they are mellow relaxed state of mind where you think everythings funny and everything will make u laugh. It can also get you thinkin about things, like the meaning of life, or why there is murder, makes ya ponder .

 

ya with me things do get funny. it really depends on the mood. if ur with ur friends and u guys are all laughin n jokin then you will laugh! but if its a somber mod you guys could get discussin about life. i like the deep sessions just as much as the funny ones, but the "deep" ones you can take with you. i still keep those convos i had with certain people where you "discover" things by talking about them, but then when ur not high they might not make sense anymore.

for example: i fell asleep listening to the song "forces of nature" and the lyrics go like so:

[Eligh]
Reach to increase intermediate
To the top inner seeds in a medium
Untapped like a natural element
Expelled in the breeze

[Murs]
Seize the moment
These opponents
They really don't want it
I mean why put it out if your ass don't own it

[Bicasso]
And then they write it down and journalize
Speculate and generalize
Mask your lives in all these lies
They need to realize

well i fell asleep high and from this i discovered something.
i was like, "woah thats so true. people just breathe air like its theirs, but its not- everyone shares it!!!"
and for some reason that made sense to me then, but the next day i listened to that song and i remembered, "oh yeah, this song's not about air"


now that i think about it i kinda rambled on this post... omit what ive said unless it helps you get a better understanding of what "being high"'s like..... haha probably not though i think it was me just being a retard

 

u can't go by strain since a lot depends on how it's grown if it seeds how long it's stored etc

 

Ih avnt been tokin long, and I remember when I was all nervous about it at first, believe me, you want the best shit u can get ur first high, because u will remember ur very first high forever so make it awesome. I had some pretty good stuff my first time, and i coughed my fucking lungs out, so if you have virgin lungs u want it to be worth it. Just dont go and get a bag of chips and forget why u got them, then start thinking about how hungry you are and then u go oh yeah thats why i got the chips.