Guys what would you do if...

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by forestdude, Jun 11, 2005.

  1. forestdude

    forestdude Member

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    Ok maybe this isnt totally related to sex but i think this is the best forum for it.
    What would you do if you found out you had penile cancer and the doctor said the only option was to amputate your penis?
     
  2. lakshen

    lakshen Forn Siưr

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    Harvest my weed get myself a shotgun and make it a sawn-off one, blaze up, put nirvana on the stereo, max out the sound, smoke my brains out and the paint then wall...

    Maybe write a note "I may seem dead to you, but if you touch my manhood I'll come back!!!" :)
     
  3. roygbivp

    roygbivp Member

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    get a hand or foot to replace it and fuck with people....with my hand or foot

    and probably smoke a bunch too.......
     
  4. the_allister

    the_allister Member

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    i have been wrestling with a similar question; i'm wondering if i have testicular cancer- i have a doctor appointment which will hopefuly tell me whether or not i do scheduled for a few weeks from now. i'm not sure i want a doctor removing part of me.

    it's not that i feel like i'd be any less of a man; i'm just not sure i want a doctor to take me apart. i kind of feel like i should see what happens, and make the most of the time i have.

    that's just my thoughts.
     
  5. SkeeterVT

    SkeeterVT Member

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    I'd opt for a penile transplant.

    -- Skeeter
     
  6. IronGoth

    IronGoth Newbie

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    Well, in this situation, which Jim Morrison was in (cancer caused by too many gonorrhoeal infections) he quietly committed suicide. Would rather die than live without his Lizard King.
     
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