Cute things your kids have said...

Okay mamas, share some cute things your kids have said (or done) lately!

My oldest son, who is 5 years old, cracked me up the other day. My grandmother had come over to visit, and she commented to him how he was "growing like a weed". Well, he starts BAWLING. My grandmother and I looked at one another, not understanding what was going on at all. So I motioned for him to come over and sit on my lap, I gave him a big hug and asked him why he was crying.

In tears, he says "grandma thinks I'm a weed, and daddy HATES weeds, he KILLS them! That means grandma doesn't like me!"

 

Aww, poor baby! That is heartbreaking and hilarious at the same time!


Virginia (2) says "I need to hold you" when she wants me to pick her up.

 

LOL my 2 year old says "Hold you, me" when she wants me to hold her

 

I told my neice Jade (age 3) to hold her horses. She tought on it a few then told me she didn't have any horses!

 

Everytime the phone rings or if we are out and someone walks by; my 2 year old son Jimi goes "Who's that?"!!

He also says "HOLD YOU" when he wants me to pick him up!! and when he gets hungry he comes up to me and goes "EAT.......... COOK...."
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I was visiting friend recently, and his daughter..ADORABLE DAUGHTER, is a mere two...I cant even pinpoint how fun she was to see and hear...however the fun was tainted, because for everything she did cute, I was made aware how much of my daughters life I have missed.

 

my half-brother-in law, who is two, (figure that one out, lol) says...


Have it, da.............. (insert whatever your holding, whenever)

and calls me lee seee, lol (lyndsey)

 

Enigma, you're not the only one. I recently went to visit my daughter and her family with my 2 year old son. My daughter's husband is much older than her. You should have seen the look in his neighbor's face when my 55 year old son-in-law introduced my son as his brother-in-law. It was priceless.

My son's favorite thing to say when he sees a police car is: "Bad cop, no Gonut".

Another funny thing is when we are in the car and he has to go to the bathroom, I'll ask him if he can hold it. He does, usually with both hands.

Kathi

 

The son of my best friend (2.5 years) can now pronounce all our names...except her boyfriends. His name is Eugen (Oi - GEN) and the lil one sais Oidoi, it's so charming!

 

My three year old was eating pretzels in his car seat while riding home from church with my mother in law. He bites off the bottom part of a pretzel and holds it up for her to see. "Mee-Maw, Mee-Maw!!! Look what I made!!!" He yelled exitedly. My Mother in law looks through the rearview mirror and says to him, "Oh boy! Did you make me an 8?"

My son looked at his pretzel, confused, and then said "NO MEE-MAW, IT'S BOOBS!"

Guess who got blamed for that one!

 

_I took my niece -who was 3 @ the time- to the premiere of 'Finding Nemo' but the movie was sold out & I explained to her that we were going to have to leave because there were no tickets for us.

There she was crying her eyes out because "the shark is going to eat Nemo" [she somehow believed she was there to save him]

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Just the other day she [4] said: 'Tita*, this is your homework -while pointing to a paint book- I need you to stay inside the line please & to paint with lots of energy. SAVE YOUR ENERGY TO PAINT!'. -while waving her little finger like a dictator.

*Aunt in Spanish is 'Tia' & she calls me Tita

 

My 2 year old nephew can't say his "L's" properly...so if he's mad and doesn't want to be bothered he says: "Don't yook at me!"

We were at my little sister's dance recital and one of the routines was done to "Redneck Woman". My nephew loves that song and when it got to the part where they say "Hell yeah", he SCREAMED it out (cuz that's about the only part he knows). Everyone around us started laughing.

That kid is nuts...

 

Dakota's Mom, Sunshine used to say, "I smell bacon!" when we'd see a cop. She heard Bear and I saying it. (she would sometimes even make piggy noises.) It was funny, but one of those "Shhhhh" things. LOL.
Bad cop, no Gonut." is even funnier, though.

Moon used to just come up to me and point into her mouth. WIth her mouth wide open, when she was about a year old. Nice manners, kid! Funky, your son sounds like Frank on Everybody Loves Raymond "Marie, FOOD!"

Sage used to use "A" for "the." Bob "A" Builder. Rudoph "A" Rednosed Reindeer ect.

I think I may have posted this before, but it is SO funny. We went to The Museum of Science and Industry in Chicago a month or so ago. And we saw the Gunther Von Hagen Plastinated bodies and a lot of other stuff (Sage and Lennon want to be doctors, and Moon wants to be a Veternarian,(sp?) so it was perfect) and when we were in the car leaving Sage said, "Hey, I really like that Museum of Science and INTERESTING.

She's also a staller at bedtime. Has to go say good night to the dog, and then the bunny and then the freakin hamster, then an other drink of water ect. I told her a few months ago, "Sage, you know every tactic in the book." And she said, "Book, what book, I don't have any book about bedtime stalling!"

 

I love hearing all of those stories, I really got a laugh out of those adorable kids! Too cute!

 

when I was little my grandma took me to the store and I wanted her to lift me up, I was about five and she said "I can't pick you up honey youre too old" and I said "gramma yer not old you just have old skin!"

recently my neice (4) was looking at pictures of babys when she came across a latino baby and said "look that lil baby is made of brown sugar"

 

My 11 month-old daughter says to me today after picking up her brother's Anekin Skywalker figurine, "Mine Mama!!" I think she gets it from me. When I'm using my scissors with the bright purple handles she always wants them, and I tell her no, that they're mine.

My almost 6-year-old son says I'm giving him "missions to complete" when I ask him to do things for me, like cleaning his room, or helping to pick up toys. He numbers his missions as I give them to him. He asks me how long they're supposed to take and how many he has to count to to get to whatever number I say. He also says as I'm putting him to bed, "May the force be with you mom!"

 

Oh My GOSH, my oldest son would LOVE your son. He is a total Star Wars addict. Drives me nuts. He has so many action figures, it's absolutely ridiculous. And he's got, I think, 6 light sabers. Two that light up and make noises, and the other four are just retractable, in different colors. This is all thanks to my husband, the Star Wars freak. *lol*

 

I was talking to this kid i babysit the other day and he was telling me how his friend went to tonga and came back with " a skirt made out of grass and some coconut boobies"

 

i'm about 14 weeks pregnant, and when i was pushing the shopping cart through the grocery store, my 3 year old daughter kept her hand on my belly. when i asked her why her hand was on my belly, she said she was "holding the baby."

 

I can't even begin to imagine how that must have felt, finding out that you had a daughter 8 years after the fact. It's really unfair that you missed out on so much of her early life.

{{{HUGS}}} crummymummy...