Star wars III: Revenge of the sh1t

Actually, Obi-Wan was completely capable of killing Anakin and was about to do so. Then he remembered he'd left the oven on back home, so he had to rush off.

 

Haaaa you should watch films with subtitles and you'd know it's not Annie but Ani...! HAAAAAA! ...not a girl's name in my opinion... if it is, what do you think HAN is then?

 

Isn't it Anni?

(Edit) Hehe...Obi-Wanni

 

I saw Star Wars when I was 9 and it left an idelible mark on my memory... it did wonders for my imagination and opened up wonderous possibilities... and was a ripping yarn...


Empire continued this trend but took it into darker territories... I think I was 12 when I saw it and it struck the perfect chord... more serious... darker... more dangrous... I couldn't wait for the final part...

Jedi was cack... I remember hating the ewoks with a venom that was incedible because it just seemed to take the piss out of everything that had been established up to that point... I still found that showdown between Luke and Vader and the Emperor pretty exciting but I remember thinking it was just too childish...

Cut to many years later... I now have children of my own...

Phantom... my boys find it very enjoyable... I wanted to kill that fucking Jar Jar Binks fuckwit... what an annoying **** of a creature... however, the boys found him funny... there's your target audience...

Clones... gee... effects overdrive... lots of wow and phew at all the technical wizardry on display... and the films manges to redeme my faith after the farce of Jar fucking Jar... and was only one trying to figure out the age difference between Padme and Ani... didn't she age well... the boys thought the love story was boring...

Sith... when the helll did Lucas think it was appropraite to jump from a PG cert to a 12A cert for the final film... thanks... too violent for our youngest who didn't like seeing Ani cut up into little bits and then set on fire... yup... I like the darkness of the final film but that was one hell of a fucking leap from the family orientated feel of the previous films into death and mutilation... the boys liked it...

But they seem to think that the new Doctor Who series is better...

Fly...

 

Yeah, you've got to wonder whether the Jedi teach the Padawans about the Dark Side. Imagine if Anakin had been taught about it in advance.

Palpatine : The dark side gives access to powers that the Jedi consider...un-natural.

Anakin : Actually sir, it's less the powers that it gives you and more about how it turns you into an evil twisted shadow of your former self whose only devotion in life is to become the most powerful being in the universe, regardless of the suffering of others. Yoda told me yesterday that bad the Dark Side is. Umm, I mean, the Dark Side is bad.

Palpatine : ...

(Mace comes in and kicks ass, Anakin doesn't get his damn butt in the way, the end)

 

the battle scenes are ace but the acting one word POOP

 

Did anyone else sense the Delboy/Rodney vibe between those two?

 

Anakin : Alright Del, I've gone and got those 4000 cases of dodgy Pimms you wanted, and I renounced the jedi order and killed a load of kids. Can I have my egg and chips now?

Del Emperor OBE : You plonker rodakin. You've gone and killed Cassandra with your anger haven't you. What a dipstick.

AnniRodders : Noooooo...etc.

 

Haha...Only Fools and Force's...genius