I just bought a really big knife.

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by cousinit, Jun 8, 2005.

  1. cousinit

    cousinit Member

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    Just like the title says, I just bought really big knife. And ya know what? I feel more a man for it. Cause you know, im sort of lacking down thier.
    I figure 22 inches of razor sharp hand forged carbon steel more than compensates for my 4 & 17/32 inches of manlyness.

    Now could some one please break into my house tonight? I want to try my new knife out on somthing other than a water melon.

    oh this is a knife and not a sword, its modern replica of a 1500s French style hunting knife.
     
  2. Obituary~Birthday

    Obituary~Birthday Member

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    i'm on my way
     
  3. WeeDMaN

    WeeDMaN a pothead

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    hahahha If I could afford a shank Id buy one, I should actually, Ive had machetes pulled on me in the muslemic areas of edmonton n such. I wouldnt go out lookin for people to stab, Id jus stab people tryin to rob me, which seems to happen alot here.
     
  4. Jointman69

    Jointman69 High Nigga Pie

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    damn dude, im sorry to hear about your need to overcompensate.


    Im blessed in the nether regions, so i carry a small military issue switchblade.
     
  5. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    hahaha, i like how he has messured 4 and 17/32 inches! why not just say 4 and 1/2? :p

    jointman, i qouted you because i thought what you said was funny and you have an awesome sig!
     
  6. jackbequick88

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    What type of knife? Forget the rest.
     
  7. jackbequick88

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    Oh and, I bought a new sports car to compensate.... not.
     
  8. Knowledge Rocker

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    :p Im not a weapons person but that sounds pretty awesome, just be careful ;)
     
  9. cousinit

    cousinit Member

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    eh jackbequick, its a french hunting knife, the french used to use dogs to hunt deer. The idea is that after your 20 or so dogs chase down a deer and are holding it down for you. you dismount your horse and use the knife to finish off the deer. It was more a wealthy person sport, and not somthing your average french peasant would of been doing in the 1500s.



    oh, you guys do realize Im measuring that 4 17/32" soft right? ;)
     
  10. Lizardman0

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    My brain is so fucked up, it thinks thats funny.
     
  11. WeeDMaN

    WeeDMaN a pothead

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    hahaha, how is self defense fucked? Everyone should be able to carry a weapon, If its either you or him then it comes in handy.only thing that sucks is you get busted "possesion of a deadly weapon".
     
  12. cousinit

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    its not against the law to carry any knife of any size in canada, with he exepton of switch blades, which are prohibited weapons. one big thing to remeber is that a knife can not be consealed if the blade is over 3 inches, then your facing consealed weapon charges.
    so buddy walking down the street with a visible 22' sword on his belt, isnt breaking any laws. But he will most likely freek out a few old ladies which will attract the atention of local law enforcment poeple. they will arest you on some lame charge like distubring the paece, then will most likly consifiscate your sword in the prosses....damn thoes old ladies


    oh, and never tell a cop that a knife is for protection, this is just an act of shear stupidity. I belive any person dumb enugh to tell a cop this deserves to go to jail. thoes few word efectivly change the knifes purpose from a tool to a weapon, and your friendly inquiring cop into a gun weilding maniac.
     
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