Help!The children are trying to kill me

My 1 year old broke a framed picture that was in the living room. I brought it into my room to try and save the picture later. The 5 year old comes into my room and starts to play with the glass. I fuss at her and move the frame. After everyone was sleep, I'm walking to the bathroom and a huge shard of glass gets half way in my foot. I spent the whole day hopping. Hopping to and from school. Hopping thru Walmart. When I get home, as I'm hopping down the hall, the 1 year old pops up. In an effort to avoid him, I lose my balance and crash into my dresser and onto the floor, seriously bruising my back and side. At this point, I'm convinced that it's a conspiracy. Breaking every electrical appliance I have ever owned is no longer enuff for them. Now the dirty little assassins are trying to kill ME!!!!!!!!!

Well.....that felt good.

 

Awww, I'm sure they aren't trying to kill you. Just harm you a little, from the looks of it.


I have to teach a kindergarten class next year. Now that's scary!

Best of luck,
Chrissy

 

i am of the opinion that my daughter is trying to give me a heart attack brought on by exhaustion and fear. happily, though, these past couple days she's making up for a lot of lost sleep. she just cut another tooth, she's very tired.

 

The children are little mini assassins. That's what happened HAHA

 

they wont kill you....think about it...there too small to hide the body

 

There is strength in numbers....and there is 4 of THEM!

 

ooooooooooooooooooooo hide~