someone tried to rob my house last night

they didnt expect me do be awake at 1:30 AM

 

fuckers, did you see them, did ya scare the hell out of em??
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i think they were suprised i was up,
it has to be someone i know.

 

i live in a pretty ghetto little establishment and it is always someone you know if your place gets broken into over here.
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whatever happened to the days where we could just leave the doors unlocked and not have to worry about anything? but let someone break into my house, i got a machete waiting for them.

 

yeah ive got my trusty switchblade and a big mother of a didgeri to wield as a bat. id dont think the didgeri would get hurt.

 

that sucks.... someone DID break into me and my husband's (bf at the time) apt...

we sold drugs though so we knew why. the person didnt get anything but dan got pistal-whipped pretty bad.

i wish i could own a gun cause i dont trust people... we both have felonies though (got caught) and i dont want an illegal gun SOOOO my tazer gun will have to do.

 

i miss my sawed-off. all i had to do was cock that bastard and the sound of it would send people running for their lives. now i just have the .22. can't use my rifle, it'd probably go through the walls and kill the neighbors.

 

im considering buying a 20 guage for 50 bux.

 

i'd rather cut somebody up with my machete than you shoot them.

 

sounds like a plan fitzy

 

that's very heart warming

 

surprised the aye? lol.........i bet in all actuality they almost shit their pants.

 

i hate guns ...swords are so much better

there is nothing better than a god damn sword fight like a bunch of damn dirty drunk pirates

can u imagine ...some guy is breaking into your house and ur just satanding there holding a huge samurai sword above your head...he looks up at you and hes like "oh shit"...then u do that evil smile thing ...u know the smile im talking about...hed probbly shit his pants

 

I would rather shoot em.

 

when i find out who it was im going to make my presence known.

 

i just would like to cut off a leg or arm and then send them on there way to suffer. thats the only reason why i would use the machete. if i didn't want them to suffer, i'd just shoot them.

 

i don't want anyone to suffer, you pack of bloodthirsty freaks. i just want them to either run for their lives or die quickly.

 

lol,

first im gonna give the peoples eyebrow and then the peoples elbow

 

i really don't want to sound like a bloodthirsty freak. its just that i've been thinking of someone breaking into my house ever since it happened to my friend about 6 years ago. and everytime it comes to mind, the things i think of doing to that person get worse and worse each time.