Define God

You fucker.. Everyone, I told you God was an asshole, and here is the proof!!!

 

I know you're lying about something. But I don't kiss and tell.

 

Hey, you said "help yourself" and then didn't tell me you were gonna put some bad dishes at the banquet you sick fuck!

 

sad for you:-(((((( another victim of "catholicism" and her pagan
harlot daughters that call themselves "christianity".......

yes, "D"evil work is done in the name of "jesus".

however, "jesus" was unheard of till 500 years, or so ago.......

it was then that "catholicism" and her harlot daughters named
one head of their three-headed pagan "god" "jesus".

and because of their imagined "jesus" "The Way to The Truth of
The Life is evil spoken of"....... and i fully understand the why's.

as to non-existant? a term used in response to another post
to point out that if someone denies "god" they have denied
themselves for "that which you serve is your "god"".......

and for those who are "self-serving"? they are their "god".......

rather simple really,

and so, while there is breath(spirit) there is hope!

hope there would be those who see the "strong delusion" that
is "christianity" and would seek out for themselves The Way
to The Truth of The Life that was revealed in the teachings
and The Life example of The Messiah.

peace, even as war(spiritual and carnal) rages....... francisco
http://ASpiritualJourney.Org

 

Yeah, so YOUR version of "God" is right, eh?

#1,456...

 

Francisco - Please fill in this survey: http://theworldofdan.co.uk/god/

 

version? or definition? guess they both could be used interchangably
in your question.

as to "right". that is for your discernment, all i can do is share
what i believe.

and i believe everyone has a "god".

their "god" being that(he/she/it) which one serves.

simple.......

and while there is breath(spirit) there is hope!

hope that there would be those who would receive
and embrace simplicity.

religious and educational processes have not
brainwashed anyone, they have braindirtyed the
multitudes.

let the cleansing(brainwashing) begin.

peace, even as war(spiritual and carnal) rages....... francisco

 

uber powerful triune badass that exists in the same way as math, never didn't, never had to be created, just was always there ready to be discovered, he just piped up where as math sat there waiting for the help of some tweakers to drag it up from cosmic hiding

 

I attended maratime youth confrence( I cant spell) and it was such an eye opening experence every one that was there was from the united church of canada so we were all the same religion, but each and every single one of us had different views of what God is and what Jesus is. We all filled out a survey we circle thinsg that reminded us of God and thinsg that didnt. It was so awesome to see God as so many differnt things, To me God is near, God is love God is creator and so many more things, but to others God is a judge God is not with us things like that its all about personal beleif it depends where you are on your journey with god

 

Define God: "Spooky bullshit made in man's image to contain other men, women and children to conform to these zealots' version of morality."

 

God is the creator and the judge, and I asure you all that the day of judgement will come soon, or when you die.

 

Why would god create an imperfect race, then judge and punish them for being imperfect?

 

Because he was created in man's image.

 

God is the reason you wake up everyday, God is the reason this world is tolerable, God is the purpose in life that will take you to the highest of highs, God is my lifeline to hope. God is the source of my life.

 

And exactly HOW do you go by determining all that?

 

Some would say that God is relative. But I beg to differ. The one TRUE God is merciful and just. But he's so much more than that!
This reminds me of one of my favorite songs by Aaron and Jeoffrey. This song is so beautiful... You should download it or something if you haven't heard it. It will move your heart and soul.

HE IS
In Genesis, He's the breath of Life
In Exodus, the passover Lamb
In Leviticus, He's our high priest
Numbers, the fire by night
Deuteronomy, He's Moses' voice
In Joshua, He is salvation's choice
Judges, Law giver
In Ruth, the kinsman redeemer
First and Second Samuel, our trusted prophet
In Kings and Chronicles, He's sovereign
Ezra, true and faithful scribe
Nehemiah, He's the rebuilder of broken walls and lives
In Esther, He's Mordecai's courage
In Job, the timeless redeemer
In Psalms, He is our morning song
In Proverbs, wisdom's cry
Ecclesiastes, the time and season
In the Song of Solomon, He is the lover's dream
He is, He is, He is

In Isaiah, He's Prince of Peace
Jeremiah, the weeping prophet
In Lamentations, the cry for Israel
Ezekiel, He's the call from sin
In Daniel, the stranger in the fire
In Hosea, He is forever faithful
In Joel, He's the Spirits power
In Amos, the arms that carry us
In Obadiah, He's the Lord our Savior
In Jonah, He's the great missionary
In Micah, the promise of peace
In Nahum, He is our strength and our shield
In Habakkuk and Zephaniah, He's pleading for revival
In Haggai, He restores a lost heritage
In Zechariah, our fountain
In Malachi, He is the son of righteousness rising with healing in His wings
He is, He is, He is

In Matthew, Mark, Luke and John, He is God, Man, Messiah
In the book of Acts, He is fire from heaven
In Romans, He's the grace of God
In Corinthians, the power of love
In Galatians, He is freedom from the curse of sin
Ephesians, our glorious treasure
Philippians, the servants heart
In Colossians, He's the Godhead trinity
Thessalonians, our coming King
In Timothy, Titus, Philemon He's our mediator and our faithful Pastor
In Hebrews, the everlasting covenant
In James, the one who heals the sick.
In First and Second Peter, he is our Shepherd
In John and in Jude, He is the lover coming for His bride
In the Revelation, He is King of Kings and the Lord of Lords
He is, He is, He is

The prince of peace
The Son of man
The Lamb of God
The great I am
He's the alpha and omega
Our God and our Savior
He is Jesus Christ Lord and when time is no more
He is, He is

 

In the Old Testament he is a mass murderer, tormentor, and conspirator to rape, genocide, and other horrid acts.

In the New Testament he is in disguise as a peace & love hippie, but his true colors are shown when he calls people names and threatens them with hellfire when they don't listen to his religious jive.

Closest Human equivalent-- CHARLES MANSON.

 

Yeah, maybe you need to sort out the fiction from the facts. The fiction (death, hell, and other 'evil') is there for your entertainment (to scare, thrill, and elicit emotional response) and the truth is there for your eternal love. If it's your first rodeo, you might still be scared of death/hell. If you learn the truths of God, you won't be (permanently) scared of either, although God can still creep the fuck out of you. What is death when God is gonna keep you around forever?

Just God fucking with you to show you that you value life... not like God would actually kill ya, but God will make you think God will kill you just to punk your sorry newbie ass so all the old head's in heaven can get a good laugh. Not like you don't fuck with the people you love (prank 'em and punk 'em, fuck 'em and pluck 'em) as long as you know they can handle it. Get ready for the ride of your life.... it leaves in a coupla years.

My friend just had a bachelor party in Atlantic City... He was up on stage in the strip club with these hotties dancing seductively givin' him a lap dance. All of the sudden, the one stripper bounced up and down on his crotch pretty hard (hard enough to hurt a bit). My friend was shocked, thought she had slipped or something. The girl started being all seductive again and my friend relaxed (as much as you can when you are being strip-teased in front of 300 people). All of the sudden the girl starts bouncing on his crotch really hard again, hurting him a little bit. So some more strippers come on stage and are all dancing around him.

They get my boy to stand up and are pulling out his belt to take down his pants. The girls have his pants around his ankle in no time, when all of the sudden <SmACk!@#> the stripper whacks him with his belt, right on the ass. Hurts him good. All my friends are lovin' it and lol. The strippers start being seductive again and my friend is getting a little relaxed again, thinking maybe they are just teasing him. One of the strippers has an extra belt and is approaching him from behind while the stripper with his belt is getting in position. <Whack> <whack> They start beating his ass with both belts, all of my crew is laughing, my friend grabs both belts and pulls the strippers towards him and says "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?"

The strippers had to tell him, he was all pissed off... "Your friends paid us to beat you when you were on stage." Motherfucker got punked..

 

hmm. i wonder how many of you besides libertine have actually read your "word". "god" is based on other gods from other ancient religions, and alot of thier gods were evil, why is yours so great? he does the same sort of things libertine mentioned, but for some reason hes veiwed as the ultimate good sameritan...why?

oh yeah, i for got the point of the thread: *ahem* god= brainwashing (one of many not so christian things)

 

Did you know that jesus once cursed a fig tree to die because it didn't have a fig for him to eat - I mean, imagine cursing a tree? He sounds like a loony to me.