How long have you been in this bondage for?

It's a sexual addiction.

HAHAHA

"Appreciate you being with me, George.

yes..um...

How can I help you, sir?

I'm a homosexual.

Ok.. Well..Uh.. Actually you're not... You may choose to commit acts of homosexuality but...How can I help you tonight?

I'm really not sure.. If I can give it up...

Oooookaaaaaay.. Well..That's..That's fair. Uh, turn your TV down by the way, we're on a delay.

Okay.

You there?

Yes...

Lemme ask you a question George. Uh..Do you wanna quit?

Do I what?

Do you WANT TO QUIT?

Um..Yesss..But..I just don't know if my mind allows me to give it up.

Sure..uh..How long have you.. How long have you been in..in this bondage?

About 3 years.

About three years..and...Where you at spiritually? You go to church at all?

Umm...I did once.

When you were a kid?

Um..On and off.

I see.. Okay. George, let me tell you somethin tonight. The bondage of sexuality is no different than somebody that's in the bondage of alcoholism, or drug addiction..or food addiction.. It's a sexual addiction. And, it really boils down to two things. First of all, you gotta wanna quit. And if you DO want to quit, you've gotta find the strength to quit. Based on what you're tellin me tonight, you WANNA quit, the strength to quit, comes from Christ.

So it's like an addiction?

YEAH! That is an addiction. That's exactly what it is! I mean uh.. It's no different than a guy that's addicted to crack! I mean it's something that you've got to, A, number one, you've gotta want to quit..and then B, number two, you've gotta find the strength to be able to quit. And if you wanna quit, I can guarantee you this, God'll give you the strength, because, number one, he's delivered thousands and thousands and thousands from this bondage. And he can...What he's done for someone else, he can do for you. Tell you what, hold on for me for a second.. I want one of our guys in the back to talk to you, because he can help you. Okay?

I just don't think I can do it.

Well Okay, hold on for me. You can. If you want to, you can. So you hang on, and I'm gonna have one of our ministers talk to you. Father, pray for George tonight. I thank you for this man, I thank you for his honesty with me tonight. For coming tonight, admitting the bondage in his life, and Lord, I pray for Rita tonight, on our ministry team, who speaks with him tonight, who'll speak words of hope, and put strength into his life. God, that you will set him free from this BONDAGE, of homosexuality. Lord, I thank thee tonight, for what you've delivered, just.. Untold MILLIONS of men and women, who are held in this bondage. God, the bible says you're no respector of person, and what you've done for someone else, you can do for George. So I pray for you to put strength in his life tonight, I pray, God, that you will give him hope tonight, and give him peace tonight. God, deliver him, in the name of Jesus. Amen. Let's talk to Herman!!!!"

Never let George get mixed up with Christian television programming.

 

lmao, thats so old, but it never gets old.


hmm..just kinda contradicted myself...its cool. :H

 

ahah... I love that. I love being on christian tv shows.

 

what the hell just happened ?

 

haha...i remember that a few months ago i was going through all my received files and came across those..haha...gods.

 

i dont get whats going on

 

no, dont tell anyone i was the one that recorded it...

 

what ?!

 

don't worry... I'm just as if not more confused.....

 

ok

 

poor lost souls. it's a transcript of a recording that shelly made D) of whoregay calling into some christian station or sumpin.

jeez.

 

finally! some recognition

I hope i spelled that right

 

oh

oh so.. so youre the god lady ?

 

AHHAHahhahaaa...


That's funny and sad simultaneously.

 

i'm confused.

 

im not

 

It was George. Not whoregay. You need to be practicing your Ps and Qs.