Colenzo X

I worship him ....

I sit in front of an alter made of pig ears thinking when oh when will he come back to me......:X

 

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you poor deluded Colensoians, sitting there waiting for the second coming of Colenso when there's no historic proof that he ever existed.


when will you realise that NaykidApeism is the only true faith?

 

you can not change me I am stuck in my Colenzo worshiping ways

 

How can you say that? even if he did exist even a casual look at his doctrine will show that what he taught is in direct conflict with the will of the Mods!

 

you can not detour me...but keep trying this is amusing

 

this is what i think of this thread

 

Ewwwww...Death, those pics were so inappropos...SICK

 

thats just silly....yeah and so is this thread but Micheal you are way wrong....I don't even have to know Colenzo to like him....he is way better then you give him credit for....blah blah blah.............people be nice

this was an obvious joke of a thread....

but I still like Colenzo so nah......

 

just like this thread. and in the future forum. wtf?

 

It's not good when you just woke up with a hangover to see those pics first thing. Making my stomach churn...BARF

 

Now I feel like posting more gross pictures

I wonder what it was...

 

Look, I don't mean to bag on your faith, but it just doesn't make sense!
A).There's no historical evidince to back up the existence of Colenzo X (and don't even try to point out all the alleged Colonezo X posts in here. Anyone can see those posts are fabrications of the Colonzoian church. No real person could be that consistantly obnoxiuos)

B). the miracle stories are ridiculous; turning water into urine, walking on urine, making blind people cover their eyes, making the lame walk away in disgust, being banned repeatedly and returning on the third day ..the list go's on

C). And of course there's the followers themselves; the mere fact that you're not worshiping me just proves how lost and confused you all are.

 

Yeah, but the X after his name is mysterious you have to give him that.


What does it mean? I first thought xerox but later changed my mind to xylophone. I think Colenzo is a disgruntled xylophone player.

 

Oh great, another Colenzoian gnostic.

 

Nah. I'm Pasta Farian all the way. I could never follow a guy so angst ridden. I bet he can't play the xylophone for shit either.

 

Now now Lodog, Pasta Farianism isn't about bashing other belief systems.
It's about getting stoned and forgetting they exist.

 

hey guys Colenzo Rules....so get over it smoke a dubby and move on.....

 

hey.. I can do that!

Takes a while.. can do it with tea as well..

 

Yeah right. And I can feed a whole Phish concert with a happy meal.