John Lennon, Janis Joplin, and Jim Morrison Are STILL Alive!?

honestly, i know it's true. sure, it might seem a little weird to most of you. i know it sounds crazy at first. but the other day in the park, i spotted this old homeless lady (with wild feathers in her hair) drinking southern comfort straight from the bottle, and cackling to herself. just like janis used to do! and i know at least three other people that spotted janis (always cackling to herself) in different cities and states (plus also in paris, france!) that have seen her too. so obviously janis just faked her death, and just wanted to escape from her fans, and just travel around the world on her own. and be totally free. no more pressures, etc. janis is still alive!

also, i am almost certain that this strange elderly recluse i always see peeking out from his window across the street from my building (with those same funny round glasses on) is none other than john lennon! how do i know for sure? because he is always listening to the beatles! loud. plus he has been spotted in nyc and even london! so he still does manage to get around. he must have faked his death (just like janis) to escape from all the media frenzy, etc. john lennon is still alive!

oh, and the other day i was at safeway looking for some diet coke that was supposed to be on sale. and i heard somebody behind me singing "people are strange" in a really low voice. so i turned around, and it was this dude that looked (and sounded!) just like jim morrison! only his hair was mostly gray now, and a little bald on top. but you could still tell it was jim! so all three of these rock giants (plus let's not forget elvis!) just staged their own deaths, and are still alive and well! i don't expect everybody to believe me, but i know what i saw (and heard). and i'm not the only one! so we can't all be crazy. so just try and keep an open mind: john lennon, janis joplin, jim morrison, and elvis are still alive!! lol.

 

It would be so awesome if you're right!

 

Brilliant! Just looking at the other reply, it seems you really can take the piss out of some people without them realising it!

 

hmm... that'd be cool, but i most seriously doubt it.

 

And another! And another!

 

wow, i think i saw kurt cobain playing basket ball at the park yesterday, and dimebag is just relaxing in florida! seriously dude... dont kid yourself

 

I don't believe that John Lennon would play his own music thats all. Most musicians don't particulary like listening to their own records unless they want to see where they can improve etc....

 

John Lennon, Janis Joplin and Jim Morrison are all alive and you've seen all three of them? Give me a break.

John Lennon is dead. He was murdered by Mark David Chapman, a mind-controlled pawn of the US Government. Clinging to foolish hopes won't bring him back. He's dead, and while I wish he wasn't, he is. It's just that simple.

 

I wouldnt be surprised if all 3 of them were killed by mind-controlled pawns of the us government

 

Oh, I'm sure they were.

 

i am right! and it is awesome. lol. but sorta sad too. janis looks totally ravaged now (but her voice is still really cool and raspy), john has put on alot of extra weight (like i should talk! lol), and jim looks like he just checked out of a mental hospital. although his voice still sounds like the same old jim we all know and love, etc. i am telling you they all are still alive! they just faked their own deaths (like elvis did) to escape from the media frenzy. go to the safeway if you don't believe me. you might run into jim too!

 

huh? i'm sure i don't know what you are talking about? lol.

 

sorry, but i know what i saw (and heard). and why should it be so hard to imagine that rock stars might want to escape from their own fame? and why are there always so many people spotting elvis all over the world? i mean, how can he be in london and germany if he's supposed to be six feet under? so i don't think so many people can only be kidding themselves. elvis is still alive! and so are john, janis, and jim! they never were really dead. they only faked it.

 

I don't know about Jim and Janis, but I suspect they're dead. However, it pains me to say this, but John Lennon is six feet under. He got too preachy and he was murdered. It wasn't a crazed fan, but a political assassination by the government. I'd like to know how you can fake being shot on the way into your apartment, be taken to the hospital and die there, and not have anybody know.

John wouldn't be that cruel. He loved Yoko, so if he was alive she would know, in which case, why would she keep discouraging Chapman's parole? I highly doubt her and John would be cruel enough to keep an innocent man behind bars to keep their little secret.

I'm sorry, but John is gone. The dream is over. And so, we'll just have to carry on.

 

I thought Jim was in Montana now,getting ready to star in a movie?
Ah,the things I learn on the Hipforums

 

8-5.... Looks like the 'tards are gonna win this one...

 

2pac Works At The 7-11 By My Place And Drives A Kia

 

lol I don't think anyone is truly serious....or are they?

 

Political assassination my arse. That's just people coming up with something to blame because they can't accept the cruel nature of the world. It was just a loony who liked John Lennon so much he wanted to have his name associated with him so he decided to be known forever as the one who shot John Lennon. Ironically his name isn't common knowledge.

 

They are so dead , but it that sucks, i wish they were not dead ...