Granny

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by Orsino2, Jun 6, 2005.

  1. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Granny washed her hoohah today
    The Winter day was a snowin'
    He took her by a mighty surprise
    His love she was a never knowin'

    Granny took the gardener by his dirty little hand
    She said give me all you got you silly little man
    Granny saddled up and she was about to have a goin'
    All the while the gardener was in the garden a leafblowin'

    Granny loved that gardener, oh she loved him so
    Prune my trees, trim my hedges, make my garden grow
    Granny loved that gardener, oh she loved him so
    Prune my trees, trim my hedges,make my garden grow

    Granny called the pool boy and she said check my jucuzzi tub
    He shocked it with his chlorine and on his back she had rubbed
    He didn't even charge her, didn't leave her any bill
    Granny did the pool boy and she noterized her will

    Granny loved that pool boy, oh she loved him so
    Clean my water, shock my tub, will you be my ho
    Granny loved that gardener, of course she loved him so
    Prune my trees, trim my hedges, make my garden grow
    Prune my trees, trim my hedges, make my garden grow

    "Granny" ©2005 George M. Snow
    :rolleyes:
     
  2. buxillafion

    buxillafion secretary of pizza

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    Grace Slick=Looking like granny.haha. She used to be so hot. I have a crush on Jefferson Airplane Grace...


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  3. Jelena :-)

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    Omg! :( Is it really Grace? She was soooooo fucking hot... :(
     
  4. buxillafion

    buxillafion secretary of pizza

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    Google says its her. Its fun looking at old people who used to be famous and awesome. Now theyre old and I laugh at them and hope I never get old.
     
  5. fruit bat

    fruit bat All dumplings are real.

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    Granny's a whore. :D

    I'm gonna be jussssssssssst like that when I'm not old. :D
     
  6. Jitter_B

    Jitter_B Banned

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    George is a fucking mental case with a fetish for geriatrics.
     
  7. fruit bat

    fruit bat All dumplings are real.

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    Aw darn. He's not a fucking mental case.:( George is my passion. :D
     
  8. Jitter_B

    Jitter_B Banned

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    You two should work in a nursing home and have at it.
     
  9. fruit bat

    fruit bat All dumplings are real.

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    Old people scare me a lot of the time. :(
     
  10. I hang out with dirty olde men talking about women way to young for them, way to old for me.....
     
  11. Orsino2

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    My mom is a nurse and I volunteer, I have a strong stomach.

    meg is le my passion, as well.
     
  12. fruit bat

    fruit bat All dumplings are real.

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    haha "le my passion"

    i can't wait till you get that letter :D
     
  13. Orsino2

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    I'll have to see what all the fuss is about with dat letter. :D
     
  14. fruit bat

    fruit bat All dumplings are real.

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  15. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    y'all should check out joan baez nowadays, she's absolutely hideous.. :(
     
  16. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

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    The subject of this poem sounds like someone I would have sex with.
     
  17. Orsino2

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    yes... she sounds like porn star meterial.
     
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