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How to speak New Zealand

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by bedlam, Jun 4, 2005.

  1. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

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    How to speak New Zealand


    Milburn - capital of Victoria


    Peck - to fill a suitcase


    Pigs - for hanging out washing with


    Pump - to act as agent for prostitute


    Pug - large animal with a curly tail


    Nin tin dough - computer game


    Munner stroney - soup


    Min - male of the species


    Mess Kara - eye makeup


    McKennock - person who fixes cars


    Mere - Mayor


    Leather - foam produced from soap


    Lift - departed


    Kiri Pecker - famous Australian businessman


    Kittle crusps - potato chips


    Ken's - Cairns


    Jumbo - pet name for someone called Jim


    Jungle Bills - Christmas carol


    Inner me - enemy


    Guess - vapour


    Fush - marine creatures


    Fitter cheney - type of pasta


    Ever cardeau - avocado


    Fear hear - blonde


    Ear - mix of nitrogen and oxygen


    Ear roebucks - exercise at the gym


    Duffy cult - not easy


    Amejen - visualise


    Day old chuck - very young poultry


    Bug hut - popular recording


    Bun button - been bitten by insect


    Beard - a place to sleep


    Sucks Peck - Half a dozen beers


    Ear New Zulland - an extinct airline


    Beers - large savage animals found in U.S. forests


    Veerjun - mythical New Zealand maiden


    One Doze - well known computer program


    Brudge - structure spanning a stream


    Sex - one less than sivven


    Tin - one more than nine


    Iggs Ecktly - Precisely


    Earplane - large flying machine


    Beggage Chucken - place to leave your suitcase at the earport


    Sivven Sucks Sivven - large Boeing aircraft


    Sivven Four Sivven - larger Boeing aircraft


    Cuds - children


    Pits - domestic animals


    Cuttin - baby cat


    Munce - usually served on toast
     
    bedlam, Jun 4, 2005
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  3. sooty_the_kat

    sooty_the_kat Senior Member

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    i just said some of those alloud errrrk

    hahah when we were in new zealand we would immitate them and all have a big laugh at each others impersonations
     
    sooty_the_kat, Jun 4, 2005
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  5. sheeprooter

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    i lived there for some months and a few of the listed terms make me laugh, but most ive never heard before...
     
    sheeprooter, Jun 5, 2005
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  7. guitarslinger

    guitarslinger Schwa

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    Whats a sheeprooter?
     
    guitarslinger, Jun 5, 2005
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  9. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    Where is Old Zealand?
     
    olhippie54, Jun 5, 2005
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  11. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    "Where is Old Zealand?"

    some where in mexico
     
    Xac, Jun 5, 2005
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  13. paperclipart

    paperclipart Banned

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    fags
     
    paperclipart, Jun 5, 2005
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  15. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    is that all you say paper clip?
     
    Xac, Jun 5, 2005
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  17. Obituary~Birthday

    Obituary~Birthday Member

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    we used to have a supply teacher from new zealand, and if you asked her how australia was, she freaked.

    so naturally we asked her this a lot
     
    Obituary~Birthday, Jun 5, 2005
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  19. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

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    :) cute :)
     
    cerridwen, Jun 6, 2005
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  21. sheeprooter

    sheeprooter Member

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    yea, try telling a kiwi their country is on the continent of australia


    prepare to get a bloody nose
     
    sheeprooter, Jun 6, 2005
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