Educational thread: 100 things one should never do whilst having sex with a stranger

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  1. bird_migration

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    100. Not using proper protection.
     
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    99.invite them back to your home. just stick to alley ways or bathrooms.
     
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  5. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    99. Kill the person and eat their liver.
     
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    That would be #98; please change it before you ruin this thread.
     
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    no. .
     
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    Crum, why do you not just cooperate?
     
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    Dustinthewind woopdee fucking doo

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    97. Do not remove the paper bag covering their face.
     
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  15. HappyHaHaGirl

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    96. Look him in the eye. :mad:
     
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  17. psyche

    psyche fun for the whole family

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    95. laugh. a lot.
     
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  19. HappyHaHaGirl

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    94. Say, "what was your name again?"




    (I've actually done that...a couple times....I've changed, though...hehe...)
     
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    93. Talk about your goldfish.
     
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  23. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    92. Show them your gun and talk about your days in "the war"
     
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    #91. Tell them how many other "strangers" you've slept with.
     
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  27. alex714

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    90. dont mention this thread.
     
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  29. HappyHaHaGirl

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    89. "Are you sure you don't have a brother? It must be deja vu."
     
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    88. Eat a lot of beans on forehand.
     
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    87. no EXLAX
     
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  35. HappyHaHaGirl

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    86. "It isn't AIDS yet..."
     
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  37. crummyrummy

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    85. use pastrami as a sex toy
     
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    84. Ask them "How much do I owe you?"
     
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