How can I convince my mudder...

... to let me get a pet mousie???

All I have a stupid motherfuckin cat right now who's like nine years old, and I really don't want him around...

I just want a little mousie. I have a little habitat set up for him and everything and mice don't stink. Other rodents do, but I've had mice before, and they just don't stink.

Now... How can I convince my mom, who has already said no to one, say yes?

Aside from sneaking one into the house....

 

lie to her and tell her you're mature

 

how can i convince mine to let me go to florida?

 

Wouldn't the cat eat teh mousie?

 

No. The cat is a vegetarian.

I already convinced my mom to let me go to Maui this winter.. That or we're going to Florida.

I'm mature... just not around you guys....

 

Maui? Lucckkkky you.


Hide the mouse in your guitar.

 

Ahahaha.

I'd keep him in my studio maybe...

 

What do mice eat? Do they reaaaallllyyy like cheese?

Because in all honesty, they just do not look like cheese enthuseists. ( Bad spelling. )

 

They'll eat it on occasion, I've found, as a treat.

They eat seeds and veggies and stuff

 

How can you say such a mean thing about your cat? He's gonna feel so unloved now!

 

He knows he's unloved..

He's a pain in the ass. Thats how I can say it. I can't stand my cat.

 

That's so sad. Send him to me!

 

You?
Mature?
Ha.