No, I can't be your special friend. (Sheesh kid, don't you watch the Michael Jackson trial!?) I can be your friend but it will be more like the mentoring thing. I'll take you places and leave you where other adults will take care of you and then pick you up in the afternoon and collect money from your mommy and daddy. (Hey wait a minute! Isn't that baby-sitting.) I could walk you with the neighbor's dog and make a fortune. (Just bark when you want to go in and potty.)
If I could, I'd adopt you and hold high hopes to turn your life around for the better. Not what you wanted to hear though. But I can always use more friends.
stfu.. if you don't have anything usefull to say than shut the hell up in DSK's threads.. you seem to be following around kicking his legs like a pathetic little attention whore.