Quik Tips On Drugs Tests

i have one coming up i dont know when it is but i have one ocming up, what are some non $$$$$ for sale, cheap ways to pass it even if its weeks or days away,


i smoked like 10 days ago and it could be like next week sumtime, anyday now


for probation and i could go to lock up for 90 days

 

How to pass an upcoming drug test 100% everytime: Shows some damn restraint

 

I've heard lots of water, running, excercise, and sweating can help... But how about be responsible?

 

i guess just drink mad amounts of water. this guy i know recently had to take a drug test and he'd smoked less than a week before it and he still passed.

 

haha yeah when my parents wanted to drug test me for pot i said "yeah i smoke pot and im not going to stop so why bother drug testing me?" and they never threatened to drug test me again. but if they WERE to drug test me i just wouldnt because i believe its my right to let people know what ive been doing

 

I'd just refuse to do it. Its not like they can force you to pee or give blood.

 

i think you said you didnt want to spend any $$ but detox tea is only around 3.50 a box...
if you drank that and water and excercised a little i think youd be just fine

of course theres also other alternatives
ask someone to pee in some kind of container and sneak it in in your pocket
it works:sunglasse

 

How to Pass a Drug Test

That's all you need, man.

 

neonjoint's not always reliable... sometimes but not always. The company they advertise for it a rip, make no mistake

 

hey hey hey now no bashing, this is a peaceful thread. just drink a lot of water and exercise, don;t worry u'll be fine.

 

excercise, but stop a few days before the test. the thc stores in your fat cells, and you'll want to get rid of as much of it as you can, but you dont want to put it back into your system before the test. if you're going to drink a lot of water, you dont need to do it every day for a week before the test. it only dilutes your urine, and if you do it, you'll only be making yourself needlessly uncomfortable. just drink 8 glasses of water a few hours before the test. (dont overdo it though, theres such a thing as water intoxication, which could kill you, but you'd vomit before that happened). make sure to take vitamin e or b or any type of water soluble vitamin for color, because they'll throw it out if its clear. also, they sometimes test createin (sp?) levels, which will be diluted also if you drink water, and there's not much you can do about that, except eat red meat and have sex, but that wont change much. you can do different things to speed up your metabolism too. eat a lot, high calorie, excercise, diet suplements, and smoking cigarettes (if you smoke). if you're going to substitute, make sure you keep it at body temperature, or they'll throw it out. and its a myth that they can tell age and gender from a urine sample, (unless youre pregnent). but they'll ask you for a list of everything you've taken within the last month, so talk to your donor. dont really bother with the detox products and shit, theyre not reliable, and usually the amount of water you have to drink with them makes you pass. dont drink vinegar, and dont put bleach in it. visean doesnt work. salt will work, but you can see it and it makes it cloudy.
im in the same situation. i get drug tested for my probation also, and i smoked two days ago, and the day before that. so i did a ton of research on the subject.

 

its for probation, if i dont do it i get 90 days lock up

 

i rember the night before my first test...I didnt sleep that night because i was up all night pissing, i drank a whole britta container before i went to bed and had about 2L before i went in...Also eat some sweets right before you get the needle